jacman Posted November 1, 2003 Report Share Posted November 1, 2003 made me LOL a buncha times. (not for the "Christian sensitive") http://objective.jesussave.us/creationsciencefair.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bright Moments Posted November 1, 2003 Report Share Posted November 1, 2003 your avatar reminded me of this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzmoose Posted November 1, 2003 Report Share Posted November 1, 2003 Jacman, was this thing serious? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacman Posted November 1, 2003 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2003 i pulled the link from a cigar BB that i frequent. i read the responses there before looking at the site, so i assumed that it was real. after reading for a while, i knew it had to be satire. i hope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Alfredson Posted November 1, 2003 Report Share Posted November 1, 2003 2nd Place: "Women Were Designed For Homemaking" Jonathan Goode (grade 7) applied findings from many fields of science to support his conclusion that God designed women for homemaking: physics shows that women have a lower center of gravity than men, making them more suited to carrying groceries and laundry baskets; biology shows that women were designed to carry un-born babies in their wombs and to feed born babies milk, making them the natural choice for child rearing; social sciences show that the wages for women workers are lower than for normal workers, meaning that they are unable to work as well and thus earn equal pay; and exegetics shows that God created Eve as a companion for Adam, not as a co-worker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexander Posted November 2, 2003 Report Share Posted November 2, 2003 Check out the rest of the site. They're for real. And they are crazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzmoose Posted November 2, 2003 Report Share Posted November 2, 2003 They're for real. And they are crazy I feared the former; the latter was obvious, either way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexander Posted November 2, 2003 Report Share Posted November 2, 2003 (edited) A friend of mine did some checking on-line last night. Seems there's a lot of discussion of this site on other boards and in blogs. The general consensus is that the whole site is a fake. There's no such thing as "Fellowship University," for one thing. For another, the only reference anyone can find to this "Dr. Richard Paley" that anyone can find is in relation to this site! So the whole thing appears to be a very, very clever hoax. Check out this bit from the "kids" page! Spiritual Safety Tip What should you do if you find an Atheist? If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood, TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY! You may be moved to try and witness to these poor lost souls yourself, however AVOID TALKING TO THEM! Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word. Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them. Edited November 2, 2003 by Alexander Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AfricaBrass Posted November 2, 2003 Report Share Posted November 2, 2003 Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzmoose Posted November 2, 2003 Report Share Posted November 2, 2003 In other words, kids; be careful: they may end up convincing you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzdog Posted November 2, 2003 Report Share Posted November 2, 2003 Honorable Mention: "Mousetrap Reduced To Pile Of Functionless Parts" ...and the Lord knows that if he tried to put it back together there is always a part or two left over. Surely this is a function of the miracle of science as well! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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