Terror at 50,000 feet!

[duaneiac]

Kenny G promised a mid-air performance if passengers would help the in-flight crew reach its goal of raising $2,000 for Relay for Life.

When the flight crew reached its goal, the best-selling saxophonist broke out his instrument and performed while pacing up and down the aisle.

https://www.yahoo.com/music/yes-course-kenny-g-gave-182059661.html

And I guess for $4,000, he promised to stop playing!

[kh1958]

United Airline's new strategy for getting de-planing volunteers.

[JSngry]

Sounds like money was raised for a good cause. Just glad I wasn't there for it.

[skeith]

Too bad Goldfinger wasn't on the plane?

[felser]

1 - Apparently true story:  Kenny G goes up to Mike Brecker at a jazz festival and says "I think you're the greatest, I don't understand why I'm the one making so much money."  To which Brecker replies "Neither do I".

2 -Old joke (questionable taste but very funny): 

Q:  You are stuck for eternity on an elevator with Hitler, Mussolini, and Kenny G.  You have a gun with two bullets.  Who do you shoot?

A:  Kenny G.  Twice.

[ghost of miles]

13 hours ago, duaneiac said:

Kenny G promised a mid-air performance if passengers would help the in-flight crew reach its goal of raising $2,000 for Relay for Life.

When the flight crew reached its goal, the best-selling saxophonist broke out his instrument and performed while pacing up and down the aisle.

https://www.yahoo.com/music/yes-course-kenny-g-gave-182059661.html

And I guess for $4,000, he promised to stop playing!

"You couldn't afford it"

[Morganized]

14 hours ago, kh1958 said:

United Airline's new strategy for getting de-planing volunteers.

Love it! ha ha ha ha

[skeith]

On ‎4‎/‎24‎/‎2017 at 8:31 AM, skeith said:

Too bad Goldfinger wasn't on the plane?

what I meant to say was where was Goldfinger when you needed him?