We call them "water bug" to lessen the impact, but if it runs like a cockroach and finally squishes like a cockroach .. June Bugs are not cockroaches though. They're beetles. Many newcomers lump them altogether, though. Making an informed delineation of Texas etymology not entirely superfluous. I will be disappointed if Texas  reptiles are not equally covered.

I hear Texas has enormous cockroaches.

A scan of the Laubich-Spencer discography is available at: https://archive.org/details/arttatumguidetoh0000laub

Word!