Randy Twizzle Posted January 4, 2006 Report Posted January 4, 2006 Woman Marries Dolphin The marriage will never work out, because the dolphin has another special friend that she doesn't know about Quote
Jim Alfredson Posted January 4, 2006 Report Posted January 4, 2006 "I made a dream come true. And I am not a pervert." Quote
Claude Posted January 4, 2006 Report Posted January 4, 2006 "How could she marry that smelly fish, after all I did for her?" Quote
Alexander Posted January 4, 2006 Report Posted January 4, 2006 Woman Marries Dolphin The marriage will never work out, because the dolphin has another special friend that she doesn't know about You can tell just by looking that that guy is a real jerk... Quote
Alexander Posted January 4, 2006 Report Posted January 4, 2006 (edited) I mean, just look at the guy! Can you imagine having a conversation with that face? He probably wears earth shoes... Edited January 4, 2006 by Alexander Quote
Alexander Posted January 4, 2006 Report Posted January 4, 2006 It's even better! I checked online, and this guy is the drummer for a Dutch band called Blof! Here's another picture of Norman Bonink communing with the dolphins... Quote
Son-of-a-Weizen Posted January 4, 2006 Report Posted January 4, 2006 I sent the bride and groom a 24 oz can of Starkist Tuna w/a pretty bow on top for a wedding gift. Quote
sidewinder Posted January 4, 2006 Report Posted January 4, 2006 They seem to be pretty well matched in terms of age (35, 41). Quote
Ron S Posted January 4, 2006 Report Posted January 4, 2006 That dolphin needs a wife like he needs a hole in the head. Quote
Free For All Posted January 4, 2006 Report Posted January 4, 2006 We all need to have some sense of porpoise in our lives. Quote
Aggie87 Posted January 4, 2006 Report Posted January 4, 2006 I dunno about that; she obviously married him just for the halibut. Quote
Jim Alfredson Posted January 4, 2006 Report Posted January 4, 2006 Oh, make it stop, make it stop! Quote
Johnny E Posted January 4, 2006 Report Posted January 4, 2006 I guess the Christian Right were correct in assuming that gay marriage is a slippery slope. Quote
Spontooneous Posted January 5, 2006 Report Posted January 5, 2006 It's a whole new interpretation of "Dolphin Dance." Quote
chris olivarez Posted January 5, 2006 Report Posted January 5, 2006 That dolphin needs a wife like he needs a hole in the head. . Wonder if they'll live on Green Dolphin Street? Quote
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