well, they caught the racoon killer - turns out it was part of a love triangle- a racoon, a cow, and a goat (went into a bar...). Well, the racoon and the goat we're having a drink, and the goat told the racoon she was pregnant; the cow came by, overheard the conversation, and demanded the goat have an abortion. The goat got mad, said she'd sue for child (er, goat) support, so the cow pulled out a pistol (not sure where she was holding it) and started firing. Well, it wasn't pretty - cows can't aim to well, especially when they're mad (yes, that's where mad cow comes from) - and, as she said afterwards anyway, why cry over spilt milk?