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Wheat crust pizza with salad (on the pizza), cheddar, mozzarella, tomatoes, sauce and moose meat, cooked on the grill on a pizza stone. Oh yeah, baby.

This one was more of a brain-fart, but it's too good not to share. My grandmother took my father to see Count Basie's band when my father was in high school. At a break, she approached Sonny Payne and was chatting him up. She said, "Where's Harry Carney tonight?" My father tried in vain to turn invisible, after a furrowed-brow pause, Payne replied, "With Duke Ellington where he's been for the past 35 years."

The ignore feature, it turns out, is great for that. In fact, I've cut my reading time in half just by omitting one ranting author. Far out!

Thanks!

OH ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?!??!?!?!?!?!? Wakefield's option picked up Look, Wake was super reliable for 50% of this season and I love him for being a good soldier. But the writing is more than on the wall... I can only hope that he has a Schillingesque season -- all pine.

Agreed.

Agreed. But then there's lots Dan and I *should* agree on, but he's too busy being a prick. Oh... that's probably not appropriate.

Ah yes... overpay to keep him from the Skanks... that's always worked well. Well, I was fresh out of asshole powder, seems the bulk of it was shipped to Florida. As it happens, ye who can't be questioned, Teixeira came through the minors as a [very good] 3B, but that position was occupied in Texas by Hank Blalock. Either could have been moved, but since Blalock had played the position at the MLB level Texas opted to move Teixeira. Youkilis, though originally a 3B, is better at 1B. It's at least worth considering trying Teixeira out at 3B. Well, hate monger, as it happens, Lowell -- if you'd spend half as much time fact checking as being an asshole -- was one of the most solid Sox this season (compare his production to games played prior to aggravating the injury in September). But, keep talking -- you've never let facts stand in your way. You really ought to apply at Fox News. Perhaps you should get out more. Ah yes, that's it... because fielding average tells us everything. Hey, turd burglar, try having a civil conversation just once in your life. Congratulations blowhard, you're the first to make my ignore list.

Sure is. Quite an accomplished painter, too.

I brought it up in the MLB 2008 thread, so I'll start it here. My beloved Sox are toying with the idea of trading Mike Lowell (2 rings, WS MVP, carved from awesome stone) to make room for Mark Teixeira (0 rings, 0 MVP, unproven, higher taxes, not ready to lead... oh, wait... skip the part about the taxes). Don't get me wrong, I love Teixeira, but I don't toss a guy like Lowell aside (particularly when doing so will cost me several million dollars). Also, Teixeira is going to warrant a long-term, BIG money contract, and the Sox just got out from underneath one such albatross. I hope Theo is smarter than this. If they *do* make the move, I hope they'll consider moving Teixeira back to 3B, his natural position, and move Youk back to 1B, his adopted position, at which he is much better. That's the kick-off, I've got to do some work, now.

Yeah, apparently he's not familiar with the double switch. I have to say, strike 2 to Hinske was bullshit. Not only was it not a strike, I can't believe Kellogg made that call without even an appeal. Not that Hinske is a sure thing, but you hate to see that call at that point in the game/series. Phillies took it a game sooner than I figured, but that's testimony to two things: 1) how much the Sox series took out of the Rays, and 2) just how goddamned powerful the Phillies are. Alright, now that that's out of the way, who's going to start the 2008-2009 Hot Stove thread?

I find Darling's voice tough to get beyond... reminds me of Willie from the TV show Alf. Buck Martinez commentary in the series, his double entendres notwithstanding, was excellent.

This will ALL happen, just as soon as Theo rejects his contract offer and they rehire Dan Duquette.

i fail to understand, given that the Red Sox have won the World Series twice in the past 4 yours. Did you find reasons to complain about them even when they won the Series? I'll go out on a limb here: Undoubtably, he did.

I've agreed with 95% of what you've said post game 7, Al, but I have to cry foul here. The reason at least half of RSN missed the ending of game 5 is the asinine TV schedule. Just to be fair, Sox fans typically stay to the end of every game and don't miss a pitch (live). But when your game starts an hour later than usual, particularly during the school year, that really screws east coast fans, and frankly, I'm a little sick of it.

First and foremost, congrats to the Rays; I can say now that I believe the better team won. If Lowell & Ortiz are healthy and Youk is playing first, I might feel otherwise. But this M*A*S*H unit acquitted themselves well and have nothing to be ashamed of. Lester threw a helluva game, AS DID GARZA. I was thrilled to get him out of the game, but there's no scapegoat here -- that was great baseball. Coco came the closest to a mistake when he was caught up in the mindset of breaking up the DP, but that's very forgivable. Jimmy Young was on NECN this morning and said he expects the Sox will give the Captain a 2-year offer, which I think is the right deal if you make it clear that he's coming back to help the transition to a new direction. JV may have other ideas, though. After the game he was very emotional when asked if this was his last game as a member of the team. He's had a bitch of a year, on and off the field, and may just be ready. Tampa is an exciting, deep team (I mean Hinske is not even on the ROSTER! - a mistake if they don't change that for next series). Garza stepped up big time last night, and my hat is off to him -- he really pitched a helluva game. I was not in love with the home plate ump (wish McLelland had stayed behind for this one, too), but I don't think he can be blamed for the game's results, either. He made gaffs that hurt both teams, but nothing of game-changing proportions. I'm still not convinced Drew swung at the ball, but Bay definitely did, and frankly, I'm not sure Drew was going to catch up to that nasty shit Price was throwing. I'll be rooting for Tampa Bay in the series (a big change because, Sox notwithstanding, I route NL), but I think Philly is going to roast them. Either way, it's going to be an exciting matchup (and I'll probably miss half of it because I won't have the guilt of going to bed on the home team!).

Wow, Jack. I'm surprised by this. There were a few of those I figured *only* you would get. In fact, I believe you may have been in attendance for that James Williams show. Most people went to the Thursday show, which featured one of the Eubanks, but I forget which. In the future, my BFTs will probably lean more to the inside. As I say, this was made from what was on my laptop at the moment... also, I was still reeling from Berigan's BFT, that royally kicked my ass and hurt my feelings.

No THAT (strike 'em out/throw 'em out DP) was a stupid fahkin' play! What the hell were they thinking?! Good news is that's likely the game for Garza. Even if he starts the 7th, he likely won't finish it. Provided Lester and the pen can keep things intact, this game is still very much wide open. This is what a Game 7 should be!

Thanks. I think a big part of the low participation was that I went WAY into uncharted territory. I built this from music on my laptop, and did it to get it done and going as quickly as possible. I still think it was a good test, but I can see why a lot of people wouldn't guess. But I figured I'd at least get that sort of feedback. No matter, I'm going to sign up for another, because they're fun! I was interested to hear the guesses to see the guesses, that's all.

01 - Algonquin - Curtis Fuller - Bone & Bari Curtis Fuller - trombone; Tate Houston - bari sax; Sonny Clark - piano; Paul Chambers - bass; Art Taylor - drums 02 - Time After Time - James Williams & Billy Pierce - Live at the Willow Billy Pierce - tenor sax; James Williams - piano; John Lockwood - bass; Billy Higgins - drums Private recording - October, 1983 03 - The Gist of It - Ernest Dawkins & New Horizons Ensemble - Live at Hot House, Chicago, IL, 4-21-200 Ernest Dawkins - tenor sax; Ahmeen Muhammad - trumpet; Steve Berry - trombone; Yosef Ben Israel - bass; Avreal Ra - drums Private recording courtesy of Tim Webb 04 - I Love You/The Queen - Eddie Gale & Dick Griffin w/Equal Time - Live at Studio AC, Kittery ME, Set 1 Eddie Gale - trumpet; Thom Keith - bari sax; Dick Griffin - piano; Tim Webb - bass; Mike Walsh - drums Private recording (possible release tbd) 05 - Elos - Duke Ellington - The Private Collection Vol 9 Johnny Hodges - alto; Paul Gonzalves, Harold Ashby - tenor; Harry Carney - bari; bass clari; Russell Procope - clarinet; Buster Cooper, Lawrence Brown, Chuck Connors - trombone; Willie Cook - tpt; Jeff Castleman - bass; Rufus Jones - drums 06 - Ole - Derf Reklaw Raheem - From The Nile Derf Recklaw Raheem - flute; John Rangel - piano; Jeff Littleton - bass; Billy Higgins - drums 07 - With A Little Help From My friends - Curtis Clark - Live at the Bimhuis Curtis Clark - piano; Andy Sheppard - soprano sax; Ernst Reijseger - cello; Ernst Glerum - bass; Louis Moholo - drums 08 - Document for Toshio Nori - Dennis Gonzalez - Vision Festival, 2006 Dennis Gonzalez - trumpet; Rodrigo Amado - tenor sax; Aaron Gonzalez - bass; Stefan Gonzalez - drums Private Recording 09 - Attainment - Charles Brackeen - Attainment Charles Brackeen - tenor sax; Olu Dara - cornet; Fred Hopkins - bass; Andrew Cyrille - drums 10 - Imani's Dance - George Adams - Sound Suggestions George Adams - tenor sax; Kenny Wheeler - trumpet; Richie Bierach - piano; David Holland - bass; Jack DeJohnette - drums 11 - Dad - Abraham Burton/Eric McPherson Quartet - Cause And Effect Abraham Burton - tenor sax; James Hurt - piano; Yosuke Inoue - bass; Eric McPherson - drums 12 - Revelation - Hannibal - Hannibal Hannibal - trumpet; Michael Cochrane - piano; Diedre Murray - cello; Stafford James - bass; Thabo Michael Carvin - drums; Chris Hart - bells, perc 13 - For Patrice - Horace Tapscott - The Tapscott Sessions, Vol. 11 Horace Tapscott - piano

I like the guesses, but no is the response to all (though I really like the 8 Bold Souls guess). Per request of Big Al, I'm going to post an answer thread; I'll post it separately in case anybody still wants to give a shot at this. I'll also leave the links active.

This sets me up to comment on the record setting number of double entendres from Buck Martinez. Now, it helps that I was watching with 2 of the most sophomoric minds on the planet, but when he talked about how Varitek, "Straps it on every night," we missed about a half inning laughing. That notwithstanding, I really like his insights and commentary. So, the over under on Martinez' Dierdorffesque double entendres this evening? I'm going to say it's about 13, and I'll take the over.

Or we could man-up and beat them by playing better baseball, beating their best with our best.

That's just weak. You're either in or your out -- the bandwagon is leaving.

Seriously. How many TV's in Red Sox Nation were turned off before the bottom of the 7th?? Mine was, but it had nothing to do with the score. It was a combination of my 5:35AM start time and what was waiting in the interim between the sheets! I haven't seen the 9th inning of a playoff game during the week this season. MLB needs to remove its collective head from its ass. Why are they so worried about west coast prime time viewers? This is an east coast series! I know MLB does not own the networks, but they sign the contracts. Asses.