Jazzmoose

Hagar the Horrible Ivan the Terrible Heigan the Unclean

Se habla "happy trails", amigo?

So, rostasi; when do we get to see a photo of the perp?

Jeez. 44. Makes you think.

The sad part is, he could have saved a ton of money and got his eyes looking like that by just smoking a bit of Humboldt Green...

I thought he was the guy who came up with the free postage for congressmen scheme...

Dev-Em Jor-El Jo Nah

I demand that Chuck be immediately banned.

For the love of god, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Let's face it, if you're playing second string to Sonny Bono in the music department, you're not impressing too many people...

Back off, people; he's got Bob Wills in there...that covers a lot of sins!

Marcus Garvey Marcus Allen Groucho Marx

Moses Malone Abraham Lincoln Jesus Sanchez

Dolph Lundgren Sly Stallone Arnold Schwarzenegger

Pointing out that the character in red in Star Trek hardly needs a spoiler warning...

Fred Biletnikoff George Blanda Gene Upshaw

I'm embarrassed to say I have a leather jacket and leather pants. Embarrassed because the one time I wrecked, it was in a t-shirt and jeans. Duh. It's amazing how you can end up with just a half-inch tear in your jeans but have your knee still look like a swollen plate of spaghetti. And all that talk about road rash hurting? It's not true. At least not until the shock wears off...

I'd never heard of Mrs. Miller before this thread. For this I am extremely grateful. Judging from the entry on Wikipedia, I assume she was the William Hung of her day?

And to think I deleted my "hookers and blow" post...

It had to be that the game just clicked for me then, because I thoroughly enjoyed it. Can't wait 'till I see a good game!

Alas, it looks like the only Premier League game on TV here Monday is a rebroadcast of the Liverpool-West Ham game, which I've already seen. (Somehow West Ham didn't look quite as impressive as against Stoke City...)

Once again I'm completely clueless and out of the loop. But at least I'm familiar with Cecil Taylor...

Simon Bar Sinister Riff Raff Sweet Polly Purebred

Xavier Cugat Professor X Billy Idol

Might as well face it...