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Dabney Coleman Gary Coleman Steve Coleman

Jack Lord James MacArthur ...and Khigh_Dheigh as Wo Fat

Norbert the Narc Fat Freddy's Cat The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers

Though I understand 'bone players have to make do with a bus and a copy of Hustler...

I hear you. "Just because"? Hell, I wish I'd kept playing my trombone now...

Pete Johnson Pete Best Peter Townsend

Damn, dude; if I wasn't broke, you could have used one box...

Rex the Wonder Dog Stevie Wonder Steve Winwood

MG, master of understatement...

Boris the Spider Superfly Bugs Moran

I don't agree. When I mention a song at work that's being played on the canned whatever, the first reaction is always the same: the person stops, listens for a moment, then says "oh, that song" (or whatever their reaction is). They just don't hear it until I call it to their attention. Frankly, I wish I could do the same. After working at Home Depot, and now Safeway for the last few years, and hearing this music blaring all day, I don't even listen to music away from work anymore. I'd rather have quiet. If I could somehow stop listening to the stuff they play at work, I imagine I'd still enjoy the music I prefer away from work, but that, unfortunately is something I don't have any evidence of...

Carl Perkins Carl XVI Gustav Carlton, the Doorman

Twisted is by far the best vocalese ever created (in my not-so-humble opinion). Proof that there is a reason the format was created, though I dare say I've never heard a second proof to back that up...

Bob fell prey to smack and died. He did what he did. I liked him. What??? I had no idea...

M Mr. Moto Joel Cairo

Prunella Scales Connie Booth Andrew Sachs

Napoleon Solo Illya Kuryakin Alexander Waverly

Now that was sick...

We're all Bozos on this bus...

No, I don't think that's it...

The problem with this approach is that, afterwards, you'll never be able to toke up in peace again without the damned mutt begging for shotguns...

Not a crime, but let's be honest. Keeping up with the latest in pop music is hardly something to be proud of. I'd put it in the category of keeping up with the latest sports news or your favorite soap opera. What I mean is, if you enjoy it, great; everyone has their hobbies and trivial interests. But don't expect everyone to agree that the latest and greatest pop star is of worldshaking importance... Damn it, Clem; get back here...I'm not obnoxious enough to make these points!

Sergeant Preston of the Yukon Yukon Jack Jack London

Allen, you always take things too far. No one could possible laugh at that. On a completely unrelated note, does anyone know an effective way to clean coffee off of a keyboard and monitor?

There's nothing wrong with a passing familiarity with pop culture. Those with contempt sound like assholes. Maybe nothing wrong with it, but certainly nothing to brag about either...