Jazzmoose

Come on, guys; at least they get bonus points for finding an appropriate forum for the spam. Unless, of course, every other forum has the same post...

No, it would be like you cutting up all of Walker Evans pictures and created a collage, wouldn't it? A completely different thing.

So you're saying he should be allowed to put out his product, but then be shot, right?

Um...his logic is somewhat underwhelming.

The only sports I ever really watched a lot in the Olympics was luge and bobsled. I guess because they look so damned fun! However, in the best of times, these sports seem to be impossible to catch, at least for me. Apparently I'm the only one watching, so they always show up at 3:30 AM or something...

I think I'll skip it then; the side effects sound horrible!

No shit. Perhaps next they can test the theory that vision seems to improve during daylight hours...

I know I started losing interest when they started the staggered schedule. The switch to professional atheletes in the team sports took some shine off as well for me.

I know what you mean. From the wrong side, unfortunately...

Holy shit... a would not do that justice!

Sounds familiar...

How to make cat pee in right place? Carefully aim the cat...

I remember that game. As Skip was as much as calling Sutton a spitballer, I think Sutton's reaction was perfectly understandable. Whether it was true or not...

Easy. Assuming you're setting up a sand box. Pick up the cat, carefully placing it in the sandbox. While holding him or her in the sandbox, take a front paw and dig it lightly into the kitty litter a couple of times. I've never had a cat not get it, and most have given me a look that says "why didn't you show me this before I pissed on the rug, you idiot?" On the other hand, if you meant you wanted the cat to piss in spoiled cowboy boots, I'm not sure...

I'm really surprised to hear this. I can't say he was a favorite of mine as a game caller in spite of my decades as a Braves fan, but he certainly wasn't bad. Sure thought he'd be around longer!

Just have to say that I love the search feature on this forum...I knew this thread was somewhere...

Don't worry, it won't be.

Turducken?

I'm not touching this one...

Probably the most practical solution!

I'm not sure I understand this part; do they give away one per hour until the kids hit one of the organizers and can't continue?

Tutor Turtle Mr. Wizard King Leonardo

Brooke Shields Brittney Spears Dyan Cannon (No insult to Dyan intended...)

You know, my ankles never did recover from those damned things...