Jazzmoose

I don't have a phone book. I'm too old to live on pizza now; why would I need one?

All that testosterone and too limp to do anything with it...

Moustache Nestor Patou Irma La Douce

And it's getting closer!

Oops...well, I'd have got that one wrong anyway.

Coffy Pam Grier Jack Hill

Keith Jackson Bo Jackson Bono (or Bozo, take your choice... )

I agree completely. I guess Jetman better add me to the insane list. Yeah, I might have shit myself and run around in circles jabbering for a bit as brain struggled to process things, but I think I would have snapped out of it and called the police, oh, at least before the month was out. I hope I would have had the good sense to grab the nearest blunt object and crack the rapist over the head rather than reporting it to my supervisor. Are you guys sure you're not disagreeing with Dan just because you always disagree with Dan?

No, but many of us are owned by cats.

I just watched the first Frazier-Ali fight for the first time; I'd been saving it. I have to thank Frazier for teaching me a valuable life lesson with that victory as I lost $2 on that fight on a $1 weekly allowance (hey, it was seventh grade!). Cured me of extravagant betting...

Fozzie Bear Bear Bryant Bobby Bare

Jesus! Call the friggin' police; that's what a normal person would do. Added: Oops, sorry; you're talking about Paterno, I was thinking of the guy who walked in on the thing. As far as I'm concerned, he's no hero in this thing; his brain had to be warped.

Someone is on a serious roll...

Dionysus Dion DiMucci Joe Belmont

To narrow down my age, the two shows I've probably seen the most are I Love Lucy and Gilligan's Island. I'm not really sure I want to see either of them again. I revisited the Phil Silvers Show (having discovered it in the mid seventies) and was kind of disappointed. If Sgt. Bilko can't hold up for me, I think I'd rather leave the memories as memories. (Particularly Gilligan's Island; even if it was just as I remember it, I'd hate it now!)

Irving Forbush Sylvester P. Smith Alfred E. Neuman

Zero Mostel Ian McNaughton Zippy the Pinhead

Wow. With the triumphant return of SS1 and my falling on my face, things have tightened up...

I'll have to catch it on Netflix; thanks, I'd never heard of it.

Glenn Cambell Jimmy Webb Cassandra Wilson

Jane Withers Jan Miner Dick Wilson

Wait a minute; who beat the Giants?

I take it you haven't really studied much about Edison...

Alan Thicke Fatty Arbuckle Hugh Jass

The first Bond movie I saw was Live and Let Die, and I just didn't care for Moore's interpretation of the character. I think I would have liked him if it been more like The Saint, but I understand why he wouldn't want to just redo old work in a sense.