JSngry

Appetite whetted. Any other points of purchase besides DMG, just in case they come up empty?

I've never seen it eitehr. What's the text? The Love Supreme Psalm? I'm getting blind in one eye and unable to see out the other. Is it from the Church? I have an AFRICA BRASS t-shirt from the Church, so they do do (or at least, did do) the "merchandise" thing. My hunch is that it's either from the church or else neo-retro.

Maybe the 50-year-old Zambian man from the town of Chongwe, about 50 km (30 miles) east of Lusaka, was fried his ownself. The more I think about this, the more I distress at the lost opportunity to solve one of nature's oldest mysteries. I think I'll have a beer.

The hen, or...? In an attempt to prevent further seediness in what is by necessity a seedy thread, let me get the "choking the chicken" joke out of the way right here, right now, right on.

http://news.excite.com/odd/article/id/4061...06|reuters.html Man Commits Suicide After Sex with Hen May 28, 10:51 am ET LUSAKA (Reuters) - A 50-year-old Zambian man has hanged himself after his wife found him having sex with a hen, police said Friday. The woman caught him in the act when she rushed into their house to investigate a noise. "He attempted to kill her but she managed to escape," a police spokesman said. The man from the town of Chongwe, about 50 km (30 miles) east of Lusaka, killed himself after being admonished by other villagers. The hen was slaughtered after the incident.

In his own house, Emeril might have some chops, but on TV, he is a poser.

Never overlook the obvious....

Word! You know, I tried to be brief w/my first response to this topic, tried to keep it simple and unambiguous. But NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Mr. Couwenberg goes clamoring for PERSPECTIVE!!!! Talk about waving a red flag in front of a bull...

If I hear Emeril mispronounce jalapeno one more time...