Brandon -
I can dig that you don't dig those synth sounds. What confuses me is why you don't think they fit on this song. That sound is one of many that are "signature" sounds for Prince from his "glory days" of the 80s. The song is all about the old-school, and it seems to me that Prince is including himself in that group. Therefore, the sounds seem perfectly in context to me. Geez, you couldn't turn on the radio or drive through the hood back then w/o hearing those sounds on sides by Prince, Sheila E, The Time, Vanity, and everybody else.
So it seems to me that if Prince wants to do "old school", that those sounds belong. After all, many of his hits that retain appeal for the R&B crowd (and his crossover appeal is something that no doubt creatres different expectations from different audiences, something I think he balances incredibly deftly on this album) are in fact classic funk grooves played with those "cheesy" synths. It's one of HIS sounds from back in the day.
His jams from back then are DEFINITELY considered old-school by the younger kids of today. This was driven home to me by a conversation I had w/a co-worker at my straight job, an enterprising hip-hop artist/producer in his mid-20s who's been hustling his wares with a little bit of success. I asked him if he'd heard MUSICOLOGY, and he said he hadn't. I told him that I think he'd dig it, that the grooves were phat and the production worthy of study, and he said it sounded like something he should check out (this guy really wants to develop SERIOUS production skills). Then he said, "Yeah, Prince is BAAAD. I remember jamming to him in preschool!"
Gulp...