Brownian Motion

Edward Hopper William Gropper Karl Popper

His NYT obit.

All three of these versions are top-shelf. But I would agree with jazztrain in singling out the '38 version, if only for Pee Wee Russell's clarinet solo.

Done.

Joe Friday Billy Sunday Luke Easter

http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2011/05/fourth_marijuana_conviction_ge.html#incart_hbx

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/05/movies/jackie-cooper-film-and-television-actor-is-dead-at-88.html?hpw Didn't Jackie make a jazz album somewhere back in the 1950s? Played drums maybe?

Terry Sanford Mark Sanford Earl Long

Camp Follower Heidi Fleiss Johanna Spyri

Holy See Holy Cow Wholly Cats

Shakey Itchy Scratchy Scratch Daniel Webster Dick Shenary

Carbon-based Life Forms The Life of the Party Life Goes to a Party

Not quite. But better than chicken.

http://hubpages.com/hub/Roasted-Potato-Armadillos-Recipe-Feta-Pesto

Armadillos have never been among the cuddly creatures routinely included in petting zoos, but on Wednesday federal researchers offered a compelling reason to avoid contact with the armored animals altogether: They are a source of leprosy infections in humans. Using genetic sequencing machines, researchers were able to confirm that about a third of the leprosy cases that arise each year in the United States almost certainly result from contact with infected armadillos. The cases are concentrated in Louisiana and Texas, where some people hunt, skin and eat armadillos. http://www.nytimes.com/2011/04/28/health/28leprosy.html?hp

Sherman Adams Thurman Arnold Norman Thomas

Lindsay Lohan Octomom Orly Taitz

The Little Red Caboose The Little Engine That Could Boxcar Bertha

I did like this quote from Hitchens- A Holocaust denier is a Holocaust affirmer.

Shrimp Jones Buster Crabbe

Skinny Pa Slenderella Cinderfella

That's Earl, Brother Earl the Pearl Pearls Before Swine

Benjamin Goodman Irving Goodman Harry Goodman