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You need about 800% more green beans. I think they're just a prop.

Ding!

Where is this fool at? Happy Birthday to you, wherever you are. Hope all is well.

Have a great day.

Happy Birthday!

Have a good one.

Thank you to the Cubs for another exciting postseason appearance.

There are way too many charges to have them all reversed based on an argument of an all white jury or some sloppy evidence. This motherfucker will do time. Real prison is going to be tough for a dude like Simpson. That lifestyle of his, plus the pleasure he took in rubbing his freedom in people's faces is all going to be gone now. I hope he gets locked up with a real bunch of hardcore assholes that charge him for protection and still beat his ass. Of course there is a good chance he may be very popular inside because of his history and celebrity status and all, but he will still be miserable. So, it's all good.

It's real! Being that close to large aircraft is fascinating to me. My equipment yard and office in Phoenix is under the early morning approach pattern. It's cool at 5:00 am to see them go over. But it's nothing like the shit in that video.

I'm not surprised JFK made the list. I always get an aisle seat so I never see what's coming. Who Flies There: All major U.S., European, and Asian airlines. Why It’s Harrowing: Parkway Visual—a.k.a. the Canarsie Approach—is the especially daunting flyway here, since pilots have to avoid interfering with flights into New York’s two other close-by airports, LaGuardia and Newark. Set up in 1964 as a noise-abatement measure to pacify angry residents, this approach forces pilots to have a reported 1,500-foot ceiling and a five-mile visibility for their circular approach before lining up with runway 13L, with the threatening waters of Jamaica Bay beckoning at the runway’s end.

Is this shit neccesary?

Well, he does like to watch.

I ask one question and some of you bend this way out of shape. There are better areas to go for some info and good people and it's not here. See ya Wii Fit bends it all back into shape, that's the beauty of it.

I think he needs to take a refesher course. Doesn't he know it's all about Wii Fit these days?

Never mind all this shit, how about some free Wii Fit?!

Maybe it is. So, I need to be prepared in case I have employees that have tickets to the Pandemic Word Tour concert, that I also have employees that do not.

Recieved a contract extension from a government agency customer with a never before seen amendment attached. I blanked out the agency name for my own protection. Pandemic Contractual Performance. 6.1 The State shall require a written plan that illustrates how the Contractor shall perform up to contractual standards in the event of a pandemic. The state may require a copy of the plan at anytime prior or post award of a contract. At a minimum, the pandemic performance plan shall include: 1.Key succession and performance planning if there is a sudden significant decrease in Contractor’s workforce. 2.Alternative methods to ensure there are services or products in the supply chain. 3.An up to date list of company contacts and organizational chart. 6.2 In the event of a pandemic, as declared by the _______________, U.S. Government or the World Health Organization, which makes performance of any term under this contract impossible or impracticable, the State shall have the following rights: 1.After the official declaration of a pandemic, the State may temporally void the contract(s) in whole or specific sections if the Contractor cannot perform to the standards agreed upon in the initial terms. 2.The State shall not incur any liability if a pandemic is declared and emergency procurements are authorized by the Director of the ________________________________________. 3.Once the pandemic is officially declared over and/or the Contractor can demonstrate the ability to perform, the State, at its sole discretion may reinstate the temporarily voided contract(s). 7.0 Sudan Investments and Business Operations. In accordance with ____________, the Contractor certifies that the Contractor does not have scrutinized business operations in Sudan. 8.0 Iran Investments and Business Operations. In accordance with __________, the Contractor certifies that the Contractor does not have scrutinized business operations in Iran. Page 1 Well, we have no business operations in Sudan or Iran. And if a Pandemic is declared, I doubt landscape maintenance and tree care for this contract will be the first thing on my list of priorities.

You think? This is silly- when was the last time clowns caused you any harm? This is silly- when was the last time the doorbell caused you any harm? This is silly- when was the last time gainful employment caused you any harm? This is silly- when was the last time Pee Wee Herman caused you any harm? + Get a hobby (one not involving sheep) and try to keep your twisted impulses under control. People who answer as you did are often hopeless idiots whose sole purpose in life is to serve as a bad example. Get a hobby (one not involving sheep) and try to keep your twisted impulses under control. People who answer as you did are almost always crack addicts or sleazy porn film extras. The whole thing seems rather silly to me.

Who's the dork with the chicks?

While watching whales in a observation area of the aquarium, a suicidal maniac shoots the glass wall of the tank with a shotgun. Four million gallons of water quickly rush out of the tank and into the hallway, drowning you (and everyone else around). Fuck! As if I didn't already worry about this enough everytime I'm looking at whales at the aquarium.

Yep.

Maybe someone could recommend some internet porn that's a little more interesting? PM sent. Haven't gotten it yet. The anticipation is unbearable. Or maybe that's your point. Sorry Larry, I thought it was just 7/4 looking for recommendations.