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Salt and pepper salmon, broccoli and grilled sweet corn.

Maybe someone could recommend some internet porn that's a little more interesting? PM sent.

Can you provide a link?

Good for you, man.

Why did you link this to this thread?

Damn, now I've got to register as an alias to see the test. It would be funny though, if the next guy peddling laptops or sneakers is also a walking jazz encylopedia and beats the system. I guess we would all be forced to have to buy some Chuck Taylors.

Grilled salsiccia sandwich. Topped with Provolone Piccante, peperoncino, lettuce and olio d'oliva.

I usually just say "you're zipper is down, motherfucker". Now I've got options.

I remember the first time I heard Metallica. It was like a punch in the face when a buddy of mine plugged in a "Kill 'Em All" cassette before school one morning and "Seek and Destroy" blasted out. Little by little we were able to drown out the other car stereos cranking Quarterflash and Journey and the rest is history.

Why should we hire you?

What did you dislike about your last job?

Paper or plastic?

How do you like your steak?

Are you a real cowboy?

Where do babies come from?

If a train traveling 60 miles per hour and enters a tunnel 1 mile long how long will it take the train to get through the tunnel?

I know you are, but what am I?

Do you think O.J. did it?

What did you say your name was? And what are you famous for?

Are you going to eat that?

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Cream or sugar?

If God created me, who created God?

Do you have change for a twenty?

Oh, did somebody step on a duck?