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Remember on PBS, before there was Animal Planet and The Discovery Channel, when they had nature documentaries? Lots of beautiful cinematography interspersed with mellow commentary by George Page. I loved those.

Now all you see is Crocodile Hunter-inspired stupidness. What happened to the nature documentaries?

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It would be too convinient to say that it's part of the movement (intentional or inevitable) to position nature as something to be conquered and consumed rather than something to be marvelled at and respected, so I won't say it.

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It would be too convinient to say that it's part of the movement (intentional or inevitable) to position nature as something to be conquered and consumed rather than something to be marvelled at and respectred, so I won't say it.

Funny you should mention that, as today on PBS I saw a show about man's encroachment on natural habitats causing many problems with animals, like this one fella had his whole property flooded by beavers. They don't have anywehre else to go!

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It would be too convinient to say that it's part of the movement (intentional or inevitable) to position nature as something to be conquered and consumed rather than something to be marvelled at and respectred, so I won't say it.

Funny you should mention that, as today on PBS I saw a show about man's encroachment on natural habitats causing many problems with animals, like this one fella had his whole property flooded by beavers. They don't have anywehre else to go!

If you flood the property with water, they'll build a dam.

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I believe Nature still airs on PBS, but you sort of answered your own question. Animal Planet and Discovery Channel now fill that niche and PBS probably gets better ratings/support with other things now.

Years back when I was doing such things, I worked on a couple of shows with George Page... real nice guy.

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It would be too convinient to say that it's part of the movement (intentional or inevitable) to position nature as something to be conquered and consumed rather than something to be marvelled at and respectred, so I won't say it.

Funny you should mention that, as today on PBS I saw a show about man's encroachment on natural habitats causing many problems with animals, like this one fella had his whole property flooded by beavers. They don't have anywehre else to go!

If you flood the property with water, they'll build a dam.

And if you flood the property, you can raise fish. Fish to feed the hungry. Or to sell at market price.

Either way, nothing but good comes from playing games with nature!

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It would be too convinient to say that it's part of the movement (intentional or inevitable) to position nature as something to be conquered and consumed rather than something to be marvelled at and respectred, so I won't say it.

Funny you should mention that, as today on PBS I saw a show about man's encroachment on natural habitats causing many problems with animals, like this one fella had his whole property flooded by beavers. They don't have anywehre else to go!

If you flood the property with water, they'll build a dam.

And if you flood the property, you can raise fish. Fish to feed the hungry. Or to sell at market price.

Either way, nothing but good comes from playing games with nature!

Never mind that you've just fucked up your home and farm big time.

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It would be too convinient to say that it's part of the movement (intentional or inevitable) to position nature as something to be conquered and consumed rather than something to be marvelled at and respectred, so I won't say it.

Funny you should mention that, as today on PBS I saw a show about man's encroachment on natural habitats causing many problems with animals, like this one fella had his whole property flooded by beavers. They don't have anywehre else to go!

If you flood the property with water, they'll build a dam.

And if you flood the property, you can raise fish. Fish to feed the hungry. Or to sell at market price.

Either way, nothing but good comes from playing games with nature!

Never mind that you've just fucked up your home and farm big time.

Take that as a sign that God wants you to move on, and sell it to some developers.

More money for you, more strip malls for the needy. Win-win.

See nature benefits us all, no matter how badly we fuck it up!

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It would be too convinient to say that it's part of the movement (intentional or inevitable) to position nature as something to be conquered and consumed rather than something to be marvelled at and respectred, so I won't say it.

Funny you should mention that, as today on PBS I saw a show about man's encroachment on natural habitats causing many problems with animals, like this one fella had his whole property flooded by beavers. They don't have anywehre else to go!

If you flood the property with water, they'll build a dam.

And if you flood the property, you can raise fish. Fish to feed the hungry. Or to sell at market price.

Either way, nothing but good comes from playing games with nature!

Never mind that you've just fucked up your home and farm big time.

Take that as a sign that God wants you to move on, and sell it to some developers.

More money for you, more strip malls for the needy. Win-win.

See nature benefits us all, no matter how badly we fuck it up!

It's God's message, telling me to move to a blue state. :rfr

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It would be too convinient to say that it's part of the movement (intentional or inevitable) to position nature as something to be conquered and consumed rather than something to be marvelled at and respectred, so I won't say it.

Funny you should mention that, as today on PBS I saw a show about man's encroachment on natural habitats causing many problems with animals, like this one fella had his whole property flooded by beavers. They don't have anywehre else to go!

If you flood the property with water, they'll build a dam.

And if you flood the property, you can raise fish. Fish to feed the hungry. Or to sell at market price.

Either way, nothing but good comes from playing games with nature!

Never mind that you've just fucked up your home and farm big time.

Take that as a sign that God wants you to move on, and sell it to some developers.

More money for you, more strip malls for the needy. Win-win.

See nature benefits us all, no matter how badly we fuck it up!

It's God's message, telling me to move to a blue state. :rfr

Water is blue. Fire is red.

Revelations IS coming to pass!

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doesn't BBC still show some Attenborough or Cousteau?

There's also the whole National Geographic Channel thing, if your cable/satellite thigs goes there.

And your TV still works after flooding your property to keep the beavers busy.

Let's face it, if you're flooding your property to keep beaver busy, TV is the last of your problems.

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doesn't BBC still show some Attenborough or Cousteau?

There's also the whole National Geographic Channel thing, if your cable/satellite thigs goes there.

And your TV still works after flooding your property to keep the beavers busy.

Let's face it, if you're flooding your property to keep beaver busy, TV is the last of your problems.

But...they're filming a Spike TV documentary about it!

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doesn't BBC still show some Attenborough or Cousteau?

There's also the whole National Geographic Channel thing, if your cable/satellite thigs goes there.

And your TV still works after flooding your property to keep the beavers busy.

Let's face it, if you're flooding your property to keep beaver busy, TV is the last of your problems.

But...they're filming a Spike TV documentary about it!

:eye::eye::eye:

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Well, what got me thinking about this was a documentary I saw on Starz when I was playing a casino gig a couple weekends ago. I thought it was just a regular documentary, but it was an actual movie and the cinametography was breathtaking. It was about the migration of several different species of birds. It was really beautiful.

I remember while growing up, I watched documentaries like that constantly... one reason was because they were fascinating, the other being that out in the country all we could get was the local PBS station! :)

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I remember while growing up, I watched documentaries like that constantly... one reason was because they were fascinating, the other being that out in the country all we could get was the local PBS station! :)

And whatever station Nightrider and Airwolf were on.

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Well, what got me thinking about this was a documentary I saw on Starz when I was playing a casino gig a couple weekends ago. I thought it was just a regular documentary, but it was an actual movie and the cinametography was breathtaking. It was about the migration of several different species of birds. It was really beautiful.

It was probably a recent film called "Winged Migration." We took our kids to see that. Great stuff!

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