maren Posted February 21, 2005 Report Share Posted February 21, 2005 I, too, growing up in Wisconsin, always thought my dad was saying "fair-to-middlin' "... but now that you mention it, he WAS stationed in San Antonio in 1945-47!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Alfredson Posted February 21, 2005 Report Share Posted February 21, 2005 It's a damn conspiracy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patricia Posted February 21, 2005 Report Share Posted February 21, 2005 (edited) He's about as smart as a sackful of wet mice. Sticks like soft shit to a wool blanket. Has an I.Q. two points lower than a potted plant. Slicker than snot on your sleeve. Stands out like a wart on the end of a witch's nose. An ass two axe handles wide. Walking like his/her ass was a bag of feathers. Good coffee is thick enough to walk a mouse across. Ears so keen that he could hear a mosquito fart on the ceiling. As hopeless as trying to catch a fart in a mitten. ................. Each and every one of the above was used by my late father, a quiet, dignified man who rarely joined into frivolous conversation. These were off-the-cuff remarks, which always took me by surprise. Edited February 21, 2005 by patricia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neal Pomea Posted February 21, 2005 Report Share Posted February 21, 2005 (edited) So dumb she couldn't direct traffic on a one way street Edited February 21, 2005 by It Should be You Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patricia Posted February 22, 2005 Report Share Posted February 22, 2005 WD, Isn't the saying "Hotter than the hubs of Hell"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Nessa Posted February 22, 2005 Report Share Posted February 22, 2005 "Just like an Organissimo poster". B-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzmoose Posted February 22, 2005 Report Share Posted February 22, 2005 Man, that one makes me as nervous as a cat in a roomful of rocking chairs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man with the Golden Arm Posted February 22, 2005 Report Share Posted February 22, 2005 Dad sometimes said when lifting a weighty object: "that's heavy enough to cut washers off yer bung-hole". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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