jazzbo Posted February 18, 2005 Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 (edited) Here's one I discovered today, very Texan: YOU CAN PUT YOUR BOOTS IN THE OVEN BUT THAT DON'T MAKE THEM BISCUITS Definitely reminds me of the present Administration Edited February 18, 2005 by jazzbo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazzbo Posted February 18, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 IT'S SO DRY THE TREES ARE BRIBIN' THE DOGS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Al Posted February 18, 2005 Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 Only in Texas: "I tell you what....." (that's all; with apologies to Bill Engvall) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazzbo Posted February 18, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 coupled with "That's what I'm talkin' about. . . ." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDK Posted February 18, 2005 Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 That dog won't hunt..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheldonm Posted February 18, 2005 Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 Only in Texas: "I tell you what....." (that's all; with apologies to Bill Engvall) ...trust me, that's not just Texas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheldonm Posted February 18, 2005 Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 "Tougher than wang leather" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazzbo Posted February 18, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 AS FULL OF WIND AS A CORN-EATIN' HORSE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BbM7 Posted February 18, 2005 Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 Quicker 'n greased sh*t through a short dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexander Posted February 18, 2005 Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 "Crazier'n a sex-maniac in a whore house with a credit card." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexander Posted February 18, 2005 Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 "He's as jumpy as a rattle snake in a pickle barrel." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazzbo Posted February 18, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 THEY ATE SUPPER BEFORE THEY SAID GRACE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzmoose Posted February 18, 2005 Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 That boy's grinnin' like a mule eatin' briars through a barbed wire fence... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazzbo Posted February 18, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 One of my former roommates Dad used to tell me "You keep eating like that and your middle will look like a coffeebean on a pencil." Damned if he wasn't wrong. . . I filled out quite evenly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danasgoodstuff Posted February 18, 2005 Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 I liked the expression "the same difference" so much I used it as the title and basis for my philosophy thesis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazzbo Posted February 18, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 AS WELCOME AS A SKUNK AT A LAWN PARTY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ralphie_boy Posted February 18, 2005 Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 AS FULL OF WIND AS A CORN-EATIN' HORSE that's a good one Lon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ralphie_boy Posted February 18, 2005 Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 "That's better than a kick in the ass with a frozen boot" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ralphie_boy Posted February 18, 2005 Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 From the old Foghorn Leghorn cartoon: "That's boy's causin' more trouble than a boll weevil in a cotton plantation" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazzbo Posted February 18, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 WE'RE IN TALL COTTON. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7/4 Posted February 18, 2005 Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 Like trying to push a sponge through a keyhole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSngry Posted February 18, 2005 Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 "Can't never could do it 'til he tried." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonic1 Posted February 18, 2005 Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 .....like a one-legged rockette. ....dumb as a box o' dirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ejp626 Posted February 18, 2005 Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 I reckon he was born with bricks in his head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonic1 Posted February 18, 2005 Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 this is becoming a texan sayings thread. Here is a folksy asian-american immigrant saying that always cracked me up: "likea hot monkey love" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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