Stank Like A Mofo?

[JSngry]

[Dr. Rat]

While I have little time for the masturbatory, I do have time for a bath (and perhaps the crying need to take a bath).

Where can I get mine?

--eric

[JSngry]

Among other places: http://www.goodrock.com/asp/product.asp?product=4762

And, apparently, at at least one store in New Mexico. Ask rostasi, he should be popping in here eventually.

[Guy Berger]

Odorono

[mikeweil]

Something for everybody in their shop: Total Bitch Soap .... !

[mikeweil]

"Dual action body formula in a zesty spruce scent. strong enough to clean the car yet gentle on the nards!"

Edited May 20, 2005 by mikeweil

[mikeweil]

... and this, finally, should help solve most other problems:

[mikeweil]

While I have little time for the masturbatory,.....

They thought about you:

"Handz Off Anti-Masturbatory Gum. 8 piece box of gum for instant reflief lasting up to 6 hours. you may chew up to 120 pieces daily as needed. chewing instructions on the back side of gum. peppermint flavored."

[king ubu]

... and this, finally, should help solve most other problems:

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That must be the reason they're delivering their goods to the white house!

If used simultaneously with this:

...you *must* feel born-again!