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Buddy Rich visits the muppets


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I certainly hope he gave them one of his famous lectures -

Transcript of a secretly-made tape of Buddy addressing the Muppets after the show:

"YOU GODDAM SONS-A-BITCHES CALL YOURSELVES PUPPETS???!!!  I'VE WORKED WITH ALL THE GREATEST PUPPETS EVER, GODDAMIT!!!  I WORKED WITH PINNOCHIO!!!  I WORKED WITH CHARLIE MCCARTHY!!!  I EVEN WORKED WITH KUKLA AND OLLIE WITHOUT FRAN, YOU GODDAM MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!  YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL "PUPPET" RIGHT, YOU BUNCH OF ASSHOLES!!!!  DIDN'T YOU EVEN GO TO GODDAM GRADE SCHOOL???  DIDN'T YOU???!!!!  I ASKED YOU A QUESTION, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!  I'LL MAKE SURE NONE OF YOU WORTHLESS ASSHOLES EVER WORK ANOTHER PUPPET SHOW AGAIN!!!  NOT EVEN THAT GODDAM SESAME STREET SHOW!!!!  NOW GET OFF MY BUS AND GET THOSE SORRY-ASS PUPPETEERS' HANDS OUT FROM UP YOUR ASSES, YOU WORTHLESS FURRY PIECES OF SHIT!!!!!"
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I certainly hope he gave them one of his famous lectures -

Transcript of a secretly-made tape of Buddy addressing the Muppets after the show:

"YOU GODDAM SONS-A-BITCHES CALL YOURSELVES PUPPETS???!!!  I'VE WORKED WITH ALL THE GREATEST PUPPETS EVER, GODDAMIT!!!  I WORKED WITH PINNOCHIO!!!  I WORKED WITH CHARLIE MCCARTHY!!!  I EVEN WORKED WITH KUKLA AND OLLIE WITHOUT FRAN, YOU GODDAM MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!  YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL "PUPPET" RIGHT, YOU BUNCH OF ASSHOLES!!!!  DIDN'T YOU EVEN GO TO GODDAM GRADE SCHOOL???  DIDN'T YOU???!!!!  I ASKED YOU A QUESTION, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!  I'LL MAKE SURE NONE OF YOU WORTHLESS ASSHOLES EVER WORK ANOTHER PUPPET SHOW AGAIN!!!  NOT EVEN THAT GODDAM SESAME STREET SHOW!!!!  NOW GET OFF MY BUS AND GET THOSE SORRY-ASS PUPPETEERS' HANDS OUT FROM UP YOUR ASSES, YOU WORTHLESS FURRY PIECES OF SHIT!!!!!"

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