Baby cages

[Bright Moments]

Save on airfare

Easier to keep an eye on the kids in busy airports

Run errands knowing kids are safe at home

Stackable

Snap on water dish & litter box are extra

Available in designer colors

Only hypoallergenic metals used

http://www.babycage.net/babycage.php

[JSngry]

Surely this company/site/whatever is a dark joke, but I'm at the point in my life where I no longer feel an obligation to be amused by such things, even "in theory". So, simply put -

No.

But that's just me.

[jlhoots]

That's sick!!

[Bright Moments]

um..................................................APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jlhoots]

um..................................................APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Still sick.

[7/4]

um..................................................APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Still sick.

But stackable.

[Guest]

I don't think you guys should dismiss this idea so quickly.....

[Jazzmoose]

That teenager cage alone could prevent a lot of stress at home...

[RDK]

My wife and i have long thought (well since our own kids were born at least) that Lo-jack for infants/kids would be a great idea.

[Bright Moments]

um..................................................APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

again!!!

[BruceH]

This reminds me that toddler leashes are REAL.

[RDK]

Seriously, though - they have Lo-jacks for your pets, why not for your kids?

[jazzypaul]

This reminds me that toddler leashes are REAL.

I don't really see a problem with kid "harnesses." Actually seems pretty brilliant.

[Chuck Nessa]

This reminds me that toddler leashes are REAL.

I don't really see a problem with kid "harnesses." Actually seems pretty brilliant.

Can you hook them to a sled? I see a historical iditerod! Ya' might lose but you'd be in the "news" - Paul Harvey would talk about you.

[PHILLYQ]

This reminds me that toddler leashes are REAL.

I don't really see a problem with kid "harnesses." Actually seems pretty brilliant.

They are leashes and kids are not dogs.

[Jazzmoose]

First time I saw one of those (kid leashes), I was appalled. But after thinking about it, why not? We have a population that is (for the most part needlessly) worried about abduction by strangers, so I guess it makes sense to keep the little rugrats close...

[Guy Berger]

The baby cage thing was a funny joke, but putting kids in leashes (in the real world) is fucked up!

Guy

[RDK]

Paul Harvey would talk about you.

The real Paul Harvey or the younger guy who fills in, talks just like him, and tries to make the ol' geezers who listen think he is Paul Harvey?

G'day...

[(BB)]

I rarely use the cage, unless the tyke pulls hard on the leash and spills my beer.

[ejp626]

The baby cage thing was a funny joke, but putting kids in leashes (in the real world) is fucked up!

Guy

I thought that too until I had a 2-year old that liked to squirm out of my grip when we were walking. He hasn't yet tried to run into the street, but I wouldn't be surprised if it did happen. This is particularly a problem in places like Chicago with narrow sidewalks and heavy traffic. In my view, the leash is a compromise but it is better than strapping him into a stroller everywhere.

Edited April 3, 2007 by ejp626