The facts

[The Magnificent Goldberg]

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death! (Creepy)

(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour

(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond? )

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm......! Worth thinking about, that one!!)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.

(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??)

MG

[Joe G]

Nice commentary.

[ejp626]

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

MG

No chimps, monkees or gorillas? They certainly do a lot of self-loving, if you get my drift.

[MoGrubb]

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

MG

No chimps, monkees or gorillas? They certainly do a lot of self-loving, if you get my drift.

How 'bout musicians? oh, wait....

Edited December 5, 2007 by MoGrubb

[JSngry]

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

Suddenly, an offer for head becomes a less-than-certain SURE!

[Jazzmoose]

Oh I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener....and not one of those stupid "all beef" ones, either!

[Big Al]

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

I have a co-worker like this. I better watch my step!

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

My collective..... nah, better not. TMI.

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour

(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

I was gonna say, how come I'm not any thinner?

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

So THAT'S why women yell at men as soon as they get home! I'll have to remember this next time I get yelled at! I'll let you know how well that works once I'm out of the hospital and they've sewed it back on.

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

I resemble that remark. But usually my eyes are bigger than my stomach. Back to headbanging I guess.

Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??)

Maybe there's something to be said about quality over quantity?

[JSngry]

A cat's urine glows under a black light.

So, when Mitter Whiskers pissed all over my Hendrix poster back in '69, I shouldn't have kicked the crap out of him?

Now you tell me...

[BruceH]

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

Must be a very, very, small atomic bomb.