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Tom Storer Newbie

Tom Storer

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I went through it several times, supplying alternate answers to my truthful ones to find out why my cadaver would only be worth a measly $3825.

Turns out it's the drinking, age, poor eyesight, and baldness.

If I didn't drink at all (as opposed to a couple of drinks a day), I'd be worth $4500, a jump of $675.

If I were between 13 and 20 years old, as opposed to 41-55, I'd be worth $4300, a jump of $475.

If I had perfect eyesight, instead of very poor vision, I'd be worth $4225, a jump of $550 (despite the red wine and the wrinkles).

If I had hair below the shoulders, instead of being bald, I'd be worth $4450, a jump of $625, even if I were still a blind old drunk.

And if I were an adolescent, long-haired tee-totaler with 20-20 vision, I'd be worth $6000!

Guest Bill Barton

Guest Bill Barton

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I apparently owe $82.75.

Ahhhhhh... I feel much better now.

I went through it several times, supplying alternate answers to my truthful ones to find out why my cadaver would only be worth a measly $3825...

Let's see, if I stop smoking, grow my hair out and find the fountain of youth my corpse may be worth enough to cover the cost of cremation :excited:

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