Jim R Posted November 7, 2003 Report Share Posted November 7, 2003 This game has already been done here on the board, but I wonder why we don't do it more often. The "Silly Album Covers" thread was a great example, but with all those photos on one thread, it took about a year for each page to load on my system. Anyway, let's see what we can come up with for this: From the horse: "I know, I know, make a right at the light. Jesus- it's 2003! Why can't you get an engine for that thing?" From the man: "Yessir, everything I own I got from dumpster-diving... even the HORSE!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AfricaBrass Posted November 7, 2003 Report Share Posted November 7, 2003 This game has already been done here on the board, but I wonder why we don't do it more often. The "Silly Album Covers" thread was a great example, but with all those photos on one thread, it took about a year for each page to load on my system. Anyway, let's see what we can come up with for this: From the horse: "I know, I know, make a right at the light. Jesus- it's 2003! Why can't you get an engine for that thing?" From the man: "Yessir, everything I own I got from dumpster-diving... even the HORSE!" "Hey ladies, Check me out!" "I've got Zoom-Zoom!" "Man, I've got horsepower!" "Monster truckin'!" "Get your motor running.... head out on the highway.... lookin' for adventure...." ---------------------- I've got a question: Usually when my wife sees some guy in one of those giant monster truck, she cracks a joke that he must be trying to make up for something. I wonder if the same goes for this guy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Johnson Posted November 7, 2003 Report Share Posted November 7, 2003 "I KNEW I shouldn't have bought a French car!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bright Moments Posted November 7, 2003 Report Share Posted November 7, 2003 (edited) This game has already been done here on the board, but I wonder why we don't do it more often. The "Silly Album Covers" thread was a great example, but with all those photos on one thread, it took about a year for each page to load on my system.  Anyway, let's see what we can come up with for this: And the winner of this years Amish Daytona 500 is... sorry couldn't resist Edited November 7, 2003 by Evan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catesta Posted November 7, 2003 Report Share Posted November 7, 2003 "Hey good lookin', we'll be back to pick you up later." (said through a Mr. Microphone of course.) The picture reminds me of something Kramer might do, therefore the following caption is appropriate. RUSTY!......,RUSTY!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AfricaBrass Posted November 7, 2003 Report Share Posted November 7, 2003 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacman Posted November 7, 2003 Report Share Posted November 7, 2003 The First Amish Mullet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim R Posted November 7, 2003 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2003 From the horse: "George, I'm TELLIN' you man, what they're staring at is your dumb outfit" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe G Posted November 7, 2003 Report Share Posted November 7, 2003 "Hey good lookin', we'll be back to pick you up later." (said through a Mr. Microphone of course.) One of the all time great commercial moments! "It's Mr. Microphone! Impress your friends, harass strangers, make a jackass out of yourself!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AfricaBrass Posted November 7, 2003 Report Share Posted November 7, 2003 "I can't get away from the freakin' cat!!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe G Posted November 7, 2003 Report Share Posted November 7, 2003 Ford Quality... New Designs for the Post-Fossil Fuel Age! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AfricaBrass Posted November 7, 2003 Report Share Posted November 7, 2003 "Hey good lookin', we'll be back to pick you up later." (said through a Mr. Microphone of course.) One of the all time great commercial moments! "It's Mr. Microphone! Impress your friends, harass strangers, make a jackass out of yourself!" I used to like to put a radio under my sister's bed and in the middle of the night, make scary noises with the Mr. Microphone. It used to really freak her out. That was fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Johnson Posted November 7, 2003 Report Share Posted November 7, 2003 I love Fridays! (just in general, although it might be a good caption!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AfricaBrass Posted November 7, 2003 Report Share Posted November 7, 2003 I love Fridays! (just in general, although it might be a good caption!) Me too! IMO - the best day of the week! I can just picture this guy crusing along to the song "Gimme All Your Lovin'" by ZZ Top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catesta Posted November 7, 2003 Report Share Posted November 7, 2003 One of the all time great commercial moments! "It's Mr. Microphone! Impress your friends, harass strangers, make a jackass out of yourself!" Did you guys know the goofball big mouth kid in the Mercedes was Ron Popeil's son? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe G Posted November 7, 2003 Report Share Posted November 7, 2003 No, I didn't know that. I also don't know who Ron Popeil is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catesta Posted November 7, 2003 Report Share Posted November 7, 2003 "I can't get away from the freakin' cat!!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AfricaBrass Posted November 7, 2003 Report Share Posted November 7, 2003 No, I didn't know that. I also don't know who Ron Popeil is. He's the "Ron" of Ronco! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catesta Posted November 7, 2003 Report Share Posted November 7, 2003 (edited) Edited November 7, 2003 by catesta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe G Posted November 7, 2003 Report Share Posted November 7, 2003 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chaney Posted November 7, 2003 Report Share Posted November 7, 2003 "MAN! I'm soooo glad I went with the convertible sofa!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catesta Posted November 7, 2003 Report Share Posted November 7, 2003 (edited) His bumper sticker might say.... MY OTHER CAR IS A WAGON WITH AN OLD DOORLESS, ENGINELESS, PIECE OF SHIT CAMARO ON TOP OF IT, BUT IT"S PULLED BY A JACKASS INSTEAD OF A HORSE! Too long? Edited November 7, 2003 by catesta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AfricaBrass Posted November 7, 2003 Report Share Posted November 7, 2003 His bumper sticker might say.... MY OTHER CAR IS A WAGON WITH AN OLD DOORLESS, ENGINELESS, PIECE OF SHIT CAMARO ON TOP OF IT, BUT IT"S PULLED BY A JACKASS INSTEAD OF A HORSE! Too long? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim R Posted November 7, 2003 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2003 Or... My other car is a '77 Chevy Vega. Or... Honk if you anything about me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Alfredson Posted November 7, 2003 Report Share Posted November 7, 2003 Well, this is ok but I wish I could figure out how to get the horsepower UNDER the hood, like most people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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