Big Al Posted November 8, 2003 Report Posted November 8, 2003 "Y'know, when I said let's 'carpool' I didn't think he'd take it so literally." Quote
Big Al Posted November 8, 2003 Report Posted November 8, 2003 I think we've located Dmitry's Keynote set and Wesbed's Mosaic! Quote
Rooster_Ties Posted November 8, 2003 Report Posted November 8, 2003 "Y'know, when I said let's 'carpool' I didn't think he'd take it so literally." Quote
JSngry Posted November 8, 2003 Report Posted November 8, 2003 Why Aggies never got a foothold in the carwash business. (It's a Texas thang, y'all wouldn't understand. ) Quote
JSngry Posted November 8, 2003 Report Posted November 8, 2003 Yet another reason why more than one child will be left behind. Quote
JSngry Posted November 8, 2003 Report Posted November 8, 2003 Rodney King models the first Police Band Scanner headset. Quote
Bright Moments Posted November 8, 2003 Report Posted November 8, 2003 you think you had a bad day, first i drive my car into a swimming pool, then not only do my shorts shrink but i was in the water so long my skin got all wrinkled! Quote
Jazzmoose Posted November 8, 2003 Report Posted November 8, 2003 "Why no, dear, I'm not checking out your belt buckle; I was staring at your nipples..." Quote
JSngry Posted November 8, 2003 Report Posted November 8, 2003 (edited) "Yes, that tattoo DOES look familiar, and yes, I WAS in Clovis in August of 1962. Why do you ask?" Edited November 8, 2003 by JSngry Quote
Jim R Posted November 8, 2003 Author Report Posted November 8, 2003 Agent 85? It's the chief. So, have you spotted our man yet? Don't answer that- I want you to remain quiet and inconspicuous. Don't say or do ANYthing that would draw attention to yourself... Quote
Jim R Posted November 8, 2003 Author Report Posted November 8, 2003 Look, Sergeant... he INSISTS that he's James Bond. He says the shorts, the bare feet, the short stature, and the "me no speak english" are just part of his disguise... and that's actually a helicopter. Quote
Jim R Posted November 8, 2003 Author Report Posted November 8, 2003 You guys should have seen her... the most gorgeous fur you have EVER seen. She just sauntered over, smelled my crotch, licked my nose, picked up the seal I was eating, and walked away... and out of my life- forever... Quote
Big Al Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 (edited) Britney Spears, celebrating the 60th anniversary of her first tour, gives new meaning to her recently remixed release "Oops, I Did It Again." Edited November 9, 2003 by Big Al Quote
Soulstation1 Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 forget about wes, i know he's got about 10-15 rvgs laying on the back seat..... ss1 Quote
Jazzmoose Posted November 13, 2003 Report Posted November 13, 2003 I like that Dean fella...... ...but thet Clark feller had a better sauce...*BURP* Quote
AfricaBrass Posted November 13, 2003 Report Posted November 13, 2003 I like that Dean fella...... I like my women with built in cupholders! Quote
AfricaBrass Posted November 13, 2003 Report Posted November 13, 2003 I like that Dean fella...... I wonder what our friends overseas are thinking.... "Is she American royalty?" "She's Henry the ate" Quote
Soulstation1 Posted November 13, 2003 Report Posted November 13, 2003 i thought she was mrs. burger queen.... i luv her arms..... Quote
Jazzmoose Posted November 13, 2003 Report Posted November 13, 2003 Nah, she's just a lady in weighting... Quote
AfricaBrass Posted November 13, 2003 Report Posted November 13, 2003 Nah, she's just a lady in weighting... Ah, the Burger Queen! Maybe she's part of the royal court? or... Maybe she IS the royal court? or worse... Maybe she ATE the royal court? Quote
AfricaBrass Posted November 13, 2003 Report Posted November 13, 2003 You know she's probably drinking a Diet beverage. Quote
Jazzmoose Posted November 13, 2003 Report Posted November 13, 2003 ...and sitting on her friends Chihuahua... "Hey, where's Sparky?" " I don't know; I hear her barking, but it's really muffled..." Quote
Bright Moments Posted December 25, 2003 Report Posted December 25, 2003 "and you say this really works better than the patch?!!!" Quote
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