hef engaged again!

[Bright Moments]

hef

santa loves hef!

Edited December 27, 2010 by Bright Moments

[AllenLowe]

it's purely a mathematical question - how many times does 84 go into 24?

Edited December 27, 2010 by AllenLowe

[Chalupa]

it's purely a mathematical question - how many times does 84 go into 24?

[Teasing the Korean]

Miss December marries Mr. December.

Amazing that this is the same guy who invented the 1950s-1970s era of Playboy.

Time is cruel.

[JSngry]

Sounds like synthetic division to me,,,

[AllenLowe]

if he dies in bed with her from, let us say, too much excitement, you know what they're gonna say? "He who lives by the tit, dies by the tit."

[Free For All]

You dig?

[JSngry]

Let's play, what do you say, a little game of musical questions.

It's a funny little game, we like it a lot, as long as you don't try to put us on the spot!

[Tim McG]

it's purely a mathematical question - how many times does 84 go into 24?

As many times as he wants, apparently.

[Neal Pomea]

Ah romance! Somehow you've just got to hope those crazy kids make a go of it!

[AllenLowe]

well, the joke is on her if he lives another 20 years

[Teasing the Korean]

We're all laughing, but in truth, we wish that WE were engaged to Hef!

[Alexander]

Good thing Hef has love. After all, he doesn't have anything else...

[BERIGAN]

Ah romance! Somehow you've just got to hope those crazy kids make a go of it!

well, the joke is on her if he lives another 20 years

and he will want to be on her for the next 20 years...

[Jim Alfredson]

Those damn gays, destroying the sacred institution of marriage...

... oh, wait.

[papsrus]

Every time I see this thread title I read it as "half engaged," upon which I immediately feel equal parts envy and pity.

[Jim R]

Every time I see this thread title I read it as "half engaged," upon which I immediately feel equal parts envy and pity.

My mind works differently. I thought this was another beer thread.

[Tim McG]

Good thing Hef has love. After all, he doesn't have anything else...

I dunno.

He does have Viagra. And a horde of blonde bimbettes with huge, um...eyes willing to do the Love Cha-Cha** with him.

Besides, what's 60 years, give or take? They'll have so much in common!

** see also:

Matress Tango

Horizontal Hokey-Pokey

The Wild Thing

Doin' the Nasty

Poke in the Whiskers

Wham the Ham

Pound the Pork

Climbing Mount Hef

Ridin' Cowboy

Bustin' the Bronc

I could go on.

Edited December 29, 2010 by GoodSpeak

[Rooster_Ties]

Link: Former Playmate Izabella St. James Tells All About Sex With 'Dead Fish' Hugh Hefner (huffingtonpost)

On the mess the dogs made in the house:

"They weren't house-trained and would just do their business on the bedroom carpet. Late at night, or in the early hours of the morning - if any of us visited Hef's bedroom - we'd almost always end up standing in dog mess. Everything in the Mansion felt old and stale, and Archie the house dog would regularly relieve himself on the hallway curtains, adding a powerful whiff of urine to the general scent of decay."

[Tim McG]

Link: Former Playmate Izabella St. James Tells All About Sex With 'Dead Fish' Hugh Hefner (huffingtonpost)

On the mess the dogs made in the house:

"They weren't house-trained and would just do their business on the bedroom carpet. Late at night, or in the early hours of the morning - if any of us visited Hef's bedroom - we'd almost always end up standing in dog mess. Everything in the Mansion felt old and stale, and Archie the house dog would regularly relieve himself on the hallway curtains, adding a powerful whiff of urine to the general scent of decay."

Yeah, but don't you think this just tinsy bit exaggerated in order to sell books or just a little too much of a "woman scorned" type deal? I mean really. She makes it sound like everybody is hip deep in dog shit.

I'm not buying any of it, TBH.

[Man with the Golden Arm]

them dogs was just there for cover