BERIGAN Posted February 18, 2004 Report Posted February 18, 2004 But then again, who doesn't! Ananova: Italian police seek huge breasted woman Italian police are looking for a woman with huge breasts who has gone on the run after failing to pay for £5,000 implants. The 46-year-old woman, who has been identified only by her initials AM, slipped out of her hospital bed following the surgery and disappeared. Doctors at the clinic in Rome say that apart from the unpaid bill they are also concerned for her health as she requires close monitoring following the surgery. Dr Jamal Salhi said: "She told me that she needed the surgery because she worked in a hostess bar and that clients preferred big chested women. "She went from a size four to a size eight which is the largest you can get in Italy. When she came to my surgery she said: "I want the biggest chest possible." "'It has since emerged that she gave false information when she arrived at the clinic and apart from running off without paying, as with any surgery she needs to be monitored afterwards." Dr Salhi then revealed it was not the first time he had been the victim of a fraudster. He said: "This has happened to me several times before, the most recent was last December. "A man had a penis enlargement and disappeared without paying. We still have to be paid for that operation." Police spokesman Adriano Lauro said: "We have issued a warrant for the woman's arrest and also one for her husband following the complaint from the clinic." http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_86658...u=news.quirkies Quote
patricia Posted February 18, 2004 Report Posted February 18, 2004 (edited) But then again, who doesn't! Ananova: Italian police seek huge breasted woman Italian police are looking for a woman with huge breasts who has gone on the run after failing to pay for £5,000 implants. There used to be a stripper named "Busty Russell" who, during the height of the silicone breast craze had a SIXTY-FOUR INCH pair of appendages, attached to her chest. I always thought she would tip over. Why is that considered sexy?? This was a regular sized person!!! Plastic surgeons are getting rich on these operations and I fail to see how an abnormally monstrously large set of tits makes a woman more sexy than a woman with normal, in proportion to her overall size ones. What is that about?? Same with the penis enlargement operations. I feel moved to quote the adage, "Tis not the size of the magician's wand, but the magic contained therein, which coaxes the rabbit out of the hat." Monstrously large breast and penis enlargement operations??? Ridiculous!!! Edited February 18, 2004 by patricia Quote
neveronfriday Posted February 18, 2004 Report Posted February 18, 2004 Monstrously large breast and penis enlargement operations??? Combine the two and you need an engineer to get the statics right. Quote
patricia Posted February 18, 2004 Report Posted February 18, 2004 Monstrously large breast and penis enlargement operations??? Combine the two and you need an engineer to get the statics right. Exactly. I've often wondered just who these freaks attract. But, that's just me I guess. Quote
doubleM Posted February 18, 2004 Report Posted February 18, 2004 No Worries. She's over at my place organizing my cd's. I'll have her call the clinic as soon as she's finished! B) Quote
patricia Posted February 18, 2004 Report Posted February 18, 2004 No Worries. She's over at my place organizing my cd's. I'll have her call the clinic as soon as she's finished! B) So, you're the one!!!!! Quote
BERIGAN Posted February 18, 2004 Author Report Posted February 18, 2004 No Worries. She's over at my place organizing my cd's. I'll have her call the clinic as soon as she's finished! B) I am sure her enhancements help the process, I guess I am just having trouble seeing how.... Quote
Jazzmoose Posted February 18, 2004 Report Posted February 18, 2004 Well, it's easier to find the rack... Quote
RDK Posted February 18, 2004 Report Posted February 18, 2004 Talk about being caught between a rack and a hard place! Quote
Dan Gould Posted February 18, 2004 Report Posted February 18, 2004 Talk about being caught between a rack and a hard place! I thought this man was caught between a rack and a hard place: And you know he doesn't get any respect! Quote
ghost of miles Posted February 18, 2004 Report Posted February 18, 2004 Dan Gould, ladies and gentlemen! Dan Gould! Quote
RDK Posted February 18, 2004 Report Posted February 18, 2004 Way too easy: what do large breasted women and George Bush have in common? Quote
Jazzmoose Posted February 18, 2004 Report Posted February 18, 2004 Dah...I don't know...what do large breasted women and George Bush have in common? Quote
Jim Alfredson Posted February 18, 2004 Report Posted February 18, 2004 I don't get the large boobies thing. I like proportional proportions, if you know what I mean. Quote
mikeweil Posted February 18, 2004 Report Posted February 18, 2004 Me too. It's not the size, it's the technique ..... Quote
RDK Posted February 18, 2004 Report Posted February 18, 2004 Dah...I don't know...what do large breasted women and George Bush have in common? Maybe I phrased it poorly, but, uh... boobs? Quote
Jazzmoose Posted February 18, 2004 Report Posted February 18, 2004 Maybe I phrased it poorly, but, uh... boobs? Thank God!! The visions of Bush at 90 with his nipples banging around his knees was giving me the heebie jeebies... Quote
RDK Posted February 19, 2004 Report Posted February 19, 2004 Ack! Figures I'd mess up my own punchline. It just occured to me that the correct answer is "they're both surrounded by boobs." Quote
chris olivarez Posted February 19, 2004 Report Posted February 19, 2004 Maybe I phrased it poorly, but, uh... boobs? Thank God!! The visions of Bush at 90 with his nipples banging around his knees was giving me the heebie jeebies... Jazzmoose,Jazzmoose. Quote
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