JSngry Posted April 13 Report Posted April 13 I actually like the basic Starbucks flavor. So ti me, that's not funny, it's just stupid. You know what else was stupid was that Starbucks Blonde, for people who wanted something else besides Starbucks from Starbucks. Talk about a REAL blonde joke... Quote
Kevin Bresnahan Posted April 21 Report Posted April 21 The Babylon Bee seems to think some things are funnier than they really are. Considering some of their other tweets, I can see why. Quote
GA Russell Posted June 3 Author Report Posted June 3 https://x.com/Thebestfigen/status/1922270661281501326 Quote
Rooster_Ties Posted June 3 Report Posted June 3 7 hours ago, GA Russell said: https://x.com/Thebestfigen/status/1922270661281501326 No joke (no joke). Quote
Rooster_Ties Posted June 3 Report Posted June 3 1 hour ago, JSngry said: No content? Hard to be content with no content. Quote
GA Russell Posted 2 hours ago Author Report Posted 2 hours ago On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee whereupon the parrot squawks, 'And get me a coke, you cow!' The stewardess, flustered, brings back a coke for the parrot and forgets the coffee. When this omission is pointed out to her, the parrot drains its glass and bawls 'And get me another coke dogface!' Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with another coke but still no coffee. Unaccustomed to such slackness the man tries the parrot's approach. 'I've asked you twice for a coffee! Go and get it now you old goat!' The next moment both he and the parrot have been wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards. Plunging downwards the parrot turns to him and says, 'For someone who can't fly, you've got guts!' Quote
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