Joke

[Larry Kart]

Goldberg comes awake, says "Where am I?"

Doctor: "You're in the hospital. You've been a terrible car wreck. We've been able to save your life, but I have some bad news; your private parts are gone.

"On the other hand, we have a top notch plastic surgeon on our staff who can replace what's missing; his fee for doing this is substantial however -- $1,000 an inch. Why don't you go home and talk this over with your wife and get back to me in a week."

The following week. Doctor: "So what's the verdict?" Goldberg: "We're getting granite counter tops."

[Rooster_Ties]

[Teasing the Korean]

If I were Goldberg, I might opt for the countertops also.  

[Larry Kart]

I think it was Mrs. Goldberg who opted for the countertops.

[Teasing the Korean]

50 minutes ago, Larry Kart said:

I think it was Mrs. Goldberg who opted for the countertops.

Right, but I'm saying I may have done likewise if I were Mr. Goldberg.  

[JSngry]

Granite is cold.

[Chuck Nessa]

As is Mrs. Goldberg.

[JSngry]

Molly? Nah, she's a sweetheart. 

[Gheorghe]

great joke