Alexander

"Don't you hate being dead? I know I do. It's so boring. It's like waiting in line at the DMV. Why can't they just open another line? I can see people walking around back there, behind the glass. "And why doesn't somebody do something about the meaninglessness of existence? I mean, I've spend literally decades complaining about the little annoyances of everyday life, and what do I have to show for it? It just doesn't seem fair, somehow. "You know what else I hate? Pennies. You alw...