BERIGAN

I hear ya!!!!!

Flintstones contraceptive chewables will help the kids get in the habit.... It is MINT-flavored, right? It's BREATH control! No, it's BIRTH control! It's 2, 2, 2 mints in one!

I think Quincy has the lion's share of it....that, or his pack with the Devil was not the life time deals like Donald Trump, or Bill Gates are....

Michael Jackson's Ranch Searched in Criminal Probe Email this story Nov 18, 3:16 PM (ET) By Dan Whitcomb SANTA BARBARA, Calif. (Reuters) - Police swarmed over pop superstar Michael Jackson's opulent Neverland Ranch near Santa Barbara in central California on Tuesday as part of an unspecified criminal investigation, officials said. Police gave no details about the probe but cable channel Court TV, whose reporter was on the scene, quoted sources saying it stemmed from a new allegation of sexual abuse brought by a 12-year-old boy against the self-styled King of Pop. Jackson, 45, has been dogged over the past 10 years by rumors and allegations stemming from his professed affection for young children. A former child star himself, Jackson has said he thinks of himself as "Peter Pan." Nine years ago a 14-year-old boy reached an out-of-court agreement to settle a lawsuit accusing the singer of molesting him in 1992. No criminal charges were ever brought in that case and Jackson publicly denied any wrongdoing. Sheriffs deputies and officials from the Santa Barbara District Attorney's office descended early on Tuesday morning on the Neverland ranch where Jackson has built theme-park rides, a zoo and a miniature train ride which he occasionally throws open to local children. They said in a statement they went to "serve a search warrant as part of an ongoing criminal investigation." Court TV said its reporter saw a convoy of vehicles entering the compound, including a forensic evidence gathering van. The search was still going on three hours later. A spokesman for Jackson was not immediately available for comment and Jackson's whereabouts were not clear, but syndicated TV show Access Hollywood said Jackson was in Las Vegas shooting a music video with his own three children. Tuesday's search warrant follows a tumultuous year for Jackson, whose talents as an entertainer have been eclipsed by his often bizarre behavior both on and off screen. In February, he revealed in a British television documentary that he sometimes shared his Neverland bedroom with young boys. One boy, a 12-year-old cancer survivor called Gavin, spoke openly about his affection for Jackson and of enjoying sleepovers with the pop star at Neverland. "Why can't you share your bed? The most loving thing you can do is share your bed with someone," Jackson said in the documentary. He strongly denied any sexual intent. The frank revelations sparked calls for an investigation by California child welfare authorities at the Neverland ranch. The search warrant was executed on the same day that a new greatest hits collection was released, featuring Jackson's latest single, "One More Chance." CBS television has scheduled a special next week tracing his career from his Motown days as the lead singer of the Jackson 5 through his emergence as one of the recording industry's biggest stars. In November last year, the former child-star stunned fans in Berlin by dangling his barefoot baby from a hotel window. In June, Jackson settled a $12 million breach of contract lawsuit by his former top adviser, avoiding a trial that threatened to spill details of his financial empire and personal life into open court. No charges have currently been filed against Jackson and authorities firmly declined to give any information about the current probe. Lou Palumbo, a former police detective who now heads Elite Agency Ltd., a security firm that works with celebrities and provides protection to events like the Golden Globes, warned that someone could be targeting Jackson in the hope of making money. "This could just be another allegation from someone that wants money from him," Palumbo told Reuters. http://news.myway.com/top/article/id/91097|top|11-18-2003::15:28|reuters.html

Computer 'will do 1000 trillion operations a second' Date: November 18 2003 Battelle Memorial Institute says it is building the world's fastest supercomputer. The machine, expected to be capable of 1000 trillion operations per second when completed in 2008, is being built at Oak Ridge National Laboratory in Tennessee. Columbus-based Battelle, the world's largest independent, nonprofit research organisation, manages Oak Ridge and three other laboratories for the US Department of Energy. Battelle said the computer would be 300 times faster than a similar computer in Japan, called Earth Simulator, which can perform 35.8 trillion operations per second. "That's a $US500 million [$696.33 million] machine," said William Madia, executive vice-president for laboratory operations and former Oak Ridge director. The supercomputer represents the direction of American science in the next two decades, Mr Madia said. "Half of today's [gross national product] comes from investing in science - not science for science's sake, but for economic development," he said. Ohio State University and Battelle will use the machine to join forces. The university wants to be a leader in biomedical research and to use Battelle's expertise at finding commercial applications for new technology. Among the collaborations at Ohio State are nanotechnology - designing devices on a molecular scale - and biomedical informatics, which uses supercomputers to clarify and interpret huge amounts of medical data. The supercomputer will also enable scientists to model world weather patterns or research black holes. "We need faster and faster and bigger and bigger, but it's not just the raw speed," said Anil Pradhan, a physicist in the OSU Astronomy Department. "The ability of a supercomputer to load huge amounts of data rapidly is just as important." http://www.smh.com.au/text/articles/2003/1...9027044760.html

Shut the F*ck up, MoFo!!!!!!!

ahh yes, where Mills calls the Duke "Dukey", right???? Yes, fake live recordings...interesting to find out what these will be.....

Nat Old King Cole George Benson and Hedges Charlie little Shavers Mel Tormé a new one Kai Winding down Bill I am the Watrous Goo goo g'joob I'll quit while behind!

why didn't I think of that????

Baby Ella Fitzgerald Walk I don't know, for some reason, that one cracks me up!

Flintstones contraceptive chewables will help the kids get in the habit....

What would he come up with??? Irving Fazola-ti-do? Curtis Fuller Brush Man???

FDA OKs 1st Chewable Contraceptive Sat Nov 15,11:46 PM ET Add Health - HealthDay to My Yahoo! SATURDAY, Nov. 15 (HealthDayNews) -- A chewable birth control pill that tastes like spearmint? That's exactly what Ovcon 35 is -- an oral contraceptive tablet that can be chewed and swallowed. This new version of Ovcon 35, which received U.S. Food and Drug Administration (news - web sites) approval on Friday, provides one more alternative to the many types of oral contraceptives currently on the market, the agency says. Ovcon 35 contains a progestin and an estrogen found in contraceptives that are already marketed. The pill can be swallowed whole or chewed and swallowed. If the pill is chewed and then swallowed, the woman should drink a full glass -- 8 ounces -- of liquid immediately afterward so the full dose reaches the stomach and no residue is left in the mouth, according to the product's directions. The FDA says Ovcon 35 is available only in a 28-day regimen. Each package contains 21 round, white, active tablets, to be followed by seven reminder, green inactive tablets to complete a four-week cycle. The product is manufactured by Bristol Myers Squibb Company of Princeton, N.J., and will be marketed by Warner Chilcott, Inc., of Rockaway, N.J., the FDA says. More information To learn more about Ovcon 35, visit this FDA site. http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=97&ncid=751&e=7&u=/hsn/20031116/hl_hsn/fdaoks1stchewablecontraceptive

I see nothing wrong at all with doing it your way!!!!! B) Perhaps this explains why I forget threads I posted in, or to see what someone says on a particular thread.....so many are started some days, the one you wanted to checl ends up on the 2nd page, never to be seen again...

Mmm, hormones!!!!

It must be the '66 Caddy!

I like that Dean fella......

$$null is staying true to his name and is riding on the bottom of the bids. Damn it: he needs her advice!! How else to explain why women run away from him all the time?? Of course, if he had the business acumen of the enterprising Mr. Pervert there, he would just win the bid anyway. You know.....she probably is an ex-girlfriend of the guy pimping her old photo....and he will write all letters.....if it really is a "her", I bet we hear from the girl in the future....just the kind of story an "famous" author would have....

Many cheers to all the vets on this board, and outside of it!!!! Both my Grandfathers were in WW1, both were too old for WW2 , and had kids, but they still tried to join up .....

Hope nothing like this happens! Have a very happy birthday! For a democrat you are alright!!!!

And many more!!!!!!!!!!!!

And in a related story, NPR said they had no McProblem banning Merriam-Webster's Collegiate Dictionary from every station nationwide.......