Season One
#1 - Crossed Swords
Lamont was very mean to Fred in this episode
Fred complains about heart and pulls the fake heart attack within the first 6 minutes
Fred was one of 7 children
They were poor
Slept in the same room, same bed and same underwear
Fred said Lamont is living in the lap of luxury
Fred has 25 pairs of glasses
Fred called Lamont a Big Dummy and was gonna give him 5 across the lip
FS's Credit Cards
Sears Roebuck, JC Penny and Montgomery Ward
Rev Trimble was Fred and Lamont Reverend
Lamont bought a piece of porcelain for $15 and put it up for auction
Fred won the auction and paid $2000 plus $200 commission on it after someone else bid $1500 for it
Lamont was upset and was gonna move out but could't get the truck started
Also Fred dropped and broke the piece and said it was cuz of his arthur-ritus
Fred's stats 5'8" and 193 lbs
Episode 2 - Happy Birthday Pop
FS turned 65 YO
S-A-N-F-O-R-D period was said for the first time
LS bought FS a new hat for his B-Day
FS was on sweatband and Fred thought it meant "For Sweating"
FS said hat was for weddings, funerals and the social security office
Bottled beer makes FS burp
FS likes to play pinball
LS takes FS out for the night
LS pays $3 for 2 drinks
FS said he could have bought half case of muscatel for $3
Then they went to see Fiddler on the roof (mistake)
Then LS took him to a Chinese Restaurant (bigger mistake)
FS tried to order Ham Hocks and Lima Beans
FS said food smells insect spray