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Jazzmoose

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  1. I think anyone with more than 10,000 posts is just talking too much. Maybe they should be limited somehow, you know, held to only twentyfive
  2. Judicious use of the mute button saved the match, but she lost anyway. Oh, well... del Potro looked like he had no business being where he was. Unfortunately, I haven't watched tennis in years ( I remember hearing about some kid named Sampras shortly after I quit watching...), so this is the only time I've seen him.
  3. Hell yeah! Now that you're a worthless miscreant you'll fit in better anyway...
  4. This man must have been completely bonkers. In one of my few forays in to the world of 'hunting' back in my youth, I went hunting with a friend who managed to wound a raccoon. We tracked the damned thing for half a mile and found it swimming across a wide stretch of water (this was in the south Georgia swamps). Perry went in after it and caught it while waist deep, grabbed it and held it underwater for about five minutes and then brought it up. Big mistake; the animal was (reasonably, I'd say) pissed and quickly gained his freedom and handed Perry a nice set of scratches and cuts. My help? Yelling "you're on your own!". The raccoon didn't seem to need any help anyway...
  5. I was going to point out that you mispelled PETA, but then again, maybe not...
  6. You know, I always thought the term 'cheating' was complete chicken shit. I mean, comparing betraying your spouse to copying off of your neighbors test back in junior high school? I dunno...
  7. You know, this is disturbing. In one year I've gone from never watching television at all to being a regular on the "what are you watching" thread...
  8. Excellent stuff! I'm just glad I didn't listen to the commentators and bet the house on Murray to win it all. Judging by their 'expertise', I must assume that Nadal doesn't have a prayer...
  9. Damn. I was wondering why you weren't talking to me anymore...
  10. I guess that was my problem with Clem; 'board personas' annoy the fuck out of me. I'm interested in hearing your views, but I don't need you to entertain me. Some other posters past and present have bugged me in this fashion as well. Save your silly alternate personalities for your blogs and impressing women you're trying to pick up, guys. Not that it'll work there either...
  11. Danno Williams Chin Ho Wo Fat
  12. Guess I'd better get the tube on... You know, whoevever Dokic plays next, I'm rooting for hard. As much as I sympathize with depression issues (having to deal with that problem myself), I'm getting really tired of hearing her "inspirational story" every day. Once or twice was hearwarming. Now it's become heartburn instead... You guys want to see something really frightening? Next time Patrick McEnroe is on the screen, try blocking his face from his nose down with your hand. I swear, those eyes, forehead, and hair are pure Bush, Jr.!
  13. You'll burn for that one...
  14. Dean Martin Moon Martin Martin Short
  15. And I'll have to agree with him. Of course, when it comes to Sandberg, he can kiss my ass...
  16. Being a straight male, I'd probably be pretty nervous if I saw six inches in front of my face...
  17. No way!!! You made that up, didn't you?
  18. Nah, it can't be. Don't get carried away, see?
  19. I normally work until midnight, so there's no better time for me. I was up until 5:00AM Pacific again last night, but damn, what a match between Gonzalez and Gasquet!
  20. Heck, I'm ready to move; sounds like a cool place!
  21. So we finally have a happy ending! (Well, except for Rob and Peter pissing in each other's corn flakes for another month or two...)
  22. Yeah, with both ESPN2 and the Tennis Channel going, I'm starting to hit sleep deprivation, and it's only the first week!
  23. I was a hopeless nerd. I held on until 18, and then returned at 22. Of course, I pretty much left again at 36, so...
  24. While I couldn't elaborate without getting the thread moved to the politics forum, I agree 100%. There's no fascist like a boomer fascist...
  25. That's just about enough of that language, young man!
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