Jazzmoose

Yogi Berra Yogi Bear Bobby Bare

Not my type, really, but if she's willing to talk dirty to me...

Don't be fooled by this impostor! Just before Jim fell to his fatal case of athlete's foot, he managed to email me to warn me that some joker named mnytime might try to hijack his account and pretend to be him...

I'm going to hock my trumpet.

Damn! I've never been on this thread before; I was hoping for some info on this very match. At least tell me who to bet on!

Interesting article (once I get pass that "chummy" writing style that annoys the hell out of me...). However, I think the writer misses the mark. I don't think even the teenagers reading...or whatever...the magazines believe this ranking of "one size fits all" perfection any more than adults do. The problem is, as teens, so many of us assume that everyone else does, so we figure that something must be wrong with us if we have a preference for physical features that don't fit this ludicrous mold. And of course, since most of us insist we do (as teens), female teens fall for it as well, and we all drive ourselves insane. Fortunately, being a teenager is something we get over eventually...

Obiwan Kenobe Yoda Jar-Jar Binks ...sue me.

Yeah, it could be, but with the systems major stores have in place today, it's not that hard to find out if the story is true or not.

Good news; thanks for the update. Sometimes when a kneejerk reaction occurs, someone's just gotta reach out and grab that knee!

If you paid for the items, they aren't taking a loss. Seems like with your "proof", they could go through their automated (?) system and find your purchase, and confirm the items you purchased, and give them to you. I'd get credit card company to send me a copy of whatever info they have about the transaction, and go back to see the manager. All I know is what various retailers I've worked for would do. Target would go on the electronic journal on the computer, enter your credit card number in the search function, find the transaction (including time), check the video, say "aha; there he his leaving the chairs", hand you the chairs and apologize for the delay. Home Depot would tell you tough shit. Safeway would apologize profusely for distracting you and causing you to forget the chairs, toss in another chair to make it up to you, and thank you for your business, all before realizing that they don't even sell chairs... As far as the chairs ending up in the "paid for and left behind" area, it probably didn't happen at selfcheckout If the person watching selfcheckout wasn't alert enough to notice you leaving them behind, they'd have no idea whether or not they were paid for and would just assume someone changed their mind and left them.

What does a horny penguin have in common with tupperware? They're both hoping for a tight seal...

Eddie Murphy Eddie Munster Eddie (meatloaf again???)

Unbelievable. They come up with a system that only the big boys can afford, and then exempt places with 500+ seats? This goes beyond stupid into the area of willfully malicious.

I wish I could remember the name of the first jazz board I found. I remember it had that awful "indentation" style layout (where each reply is indented from the previous comment), and I remember Bev being there. Hey, a guy named Bev stands out in the minds of us Yanks!

I discovered Crumb at age 13 (Big Ass #2 and Zap #1, if I recall correctly), and, other than worrying about being corrupted by the obviously perverted material, I thought it was great. Unfortunately, I was corrupted, however, and to this day can't stand women with tiny butts...

Arthur Machen Ambrose Bierce H. P. Lovecraft

Damn. The worst I've seen is 7.1, back in '89; I can't imagine 7.8. And this on top of Burma; the far east is not the place to be right now.

Damn it, Sidwinder; knock it off! Now I'm completely confused!

Damn; late again... Foster Brooks Johnny Rivers Bay Buchanan

Batman Oscar Madison Felix Unger

Shirley Maclaine Denny Maclaine Maclean Stevenson

Bill Monroe Earl Scruggs Ricky Skaggs

Juan Marichel Tuesday Weld Mordecai "Three Fingers" Brown

The scary part of this story is that I can imagine myself participating at 19, as long as I'd had a few bong hits first...

Words fail...but I care. He must have been a great father, judging by the way you've turned out.