Jazzmoose

Okay...here's my scheme.... "Barb, remember how much I got for those Mosaic sets I sold? Check this out; just think of the profit if I was to win this batch!! Of course, I might want to keep a couple...you know, just to replace some of the ones I miss. No more than half of 'em. Or two thirds at the most. Uh..." oh, nevermind.

Yes, I'm taking it seriously, damn it! Ya want me to get lynched down here???

Junior may indeed be "the biggest name in NASCAR", but best driver he is not.

I'm sitting here hoping to hell that you're talking about squirrels, not slugs...

Just downloaded Songbird and did a scan of my computer. I was shocked to discover that the J.J. Johnson set was on there, so I'm listening to disc one right now...

Yeah, squirrels don't dissolve; it's more of a quick cut...

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In mourning:

Hey, you allow the slugs to hang out, and next thing you know, it's squirrels!

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Depends on the brand...

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My cockles is not warmded!

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One of my faves made the list at #19 anyway. Other than that, I'm just completely uncool...

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What a sick fuck.

I've always been scared off by that "rest of your life" thing myself, but hell, I'm 50 now. How long is the rest of my life gonna be?? Dammit, on my 70th birthday, I'm getting one!

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I miss the flying toasters... Mine just goes black and cycles through images saved to My Pictures.

I had no idea who Cletis Boyer was! If you'd said "Clete" I'd have known right away...