You know, I just realized that I could play this game. In high school, I was in the church choir (no, really, dammit; I'm serious!! Hey, up yours as well, buddy!! ) and Lester Maddox spoke at our church. Okay, he's not really a celebrity except in Georgia, and he's a disgusting sack of excrement to boot, but it sorta counts.
Of course, after standing up in the choir loft and seeing him coming down the aisle of the church carrying his damned axe handle, I quit the choir and the church. So much for religion...