Jazzmoose

Doing others is always good. Who is not offended by this? b3-er, can this be deleted? Why would you want to delete a thing of beauty such as this thread? Is this a rhethorical or a stupid question? Yes.

And speaking of abriogenesis, does primordial soup taste good? Would I be tempted to use a fork? Would I be better off using a spoon in order to successfully consume every iota?

Doing others is always good.

Because Peter Gabriel left.

If the total posts in this thread exceeds the combined total of the Babe thread and the What are you listening to now? thread, what happens? Will it hurt?

Spock! The. Agony! The. Pain! I feel. Incomplete!

Exactly how does one address the question "why"? Is a curtsey required?

If a train left station A headed east at 56 miles an hour, and another train left station B headed west at 73 mile an hour, would transcribing Lee Morgan's solos from Blue Train violate Einsteins theory of relativity if accomplished solely with a #2 pencil and a mobius strip?

So is Jim ever going to answer some of these damned things?

If they play sitars in India, do they play standars in Pakistan?

If so, does the same rule apply to two? What about three? Four or more?

Is it strictly required that one ask a question in a post on this thread?

I am offended by this thread in so many ways. If it gets any worse, I may start to think about not reading it any more... Oops! Sorry, that's not a question, is it?

Amateurs... All of this is pointless if you don't first take the precaution of carefully bathing the receipt in a high alkaline solution of four parts distilled water to one part baking soda in order to neutralize the acidity of the receipt paper. Then, of course, you carefully air dry the receipt in a dark, cool place, carefully pressed between two sheets of mylar and two one inch thick metal plates held together at precisely four foot/pound torque. I mean, if you're going to do it right...

Damn...

Wait a minute; has someone been listening to Revolution no. 9 not high?

"B", maybe?

Are you supposed to file your Sun Ra discs under "S" or "R"?

Another to add, with no apologies: this puppy is good!! Michel Lambert's Out Twice

I don't think I'd ever approach a musician after a show, or any "celebrity" in public. I don't know, you just hear so much about how much shit they have to put up with from their "adoring public", I figure give 'em a break. (Of course, if I ever see Organissimo or Quartet Out that goes out the window. At the very least a "what the fuck did you mean by that post, you asshole!" can be expected... )

Free for All, the Mousetrap game was everything you ever imagined and more! Damn... Of course, we never actually played the stupid game; we'd just put it all together once in a while and watch the fun!

Sorry, Scott...

Holy crap! Drop the loot and let's beat it; it's Fucked Up Eyeball Man!!!

I bet the sentence ended with "on my clean sheets". Man, first my sister, now my momma! Where's that "Why is Chuck Nessa such a jerk" thread, anyway!

By the way Geoff, you don't have anything to apologize for that I can see. Your posts started some good discussion, which makes you a valuable contributor as far as I can see. It's good to see you back!