Jazzmoose

Jeez...you have to draw the line somwhere!

No, but apparently they still make 'em! I saw some in a craft store a couple of weeks ago. Amazing...

Brother, what a thread... Momma told me not to come...

Stop reading bios. In all honesty, I think this is probably good advice. Or listening/reading interviews. Let musicians speak with their music. Let authors speak with their books.

Please tell me you made that one up...

Oh, sure; blame me! Just don't suggest naming wesbed's award The Golden Moose Turd...

Damn, John; you've got some seriously fine music on the way!

Baby You're a Rich Man... edited to regain "grammar god" status...

Actually, that makes sense to me. Both albums are covered with bruises from being touched with ten foot, one inch poles....

Click on this top secret website link and order the damned thing immediately!!! Top Secret Website!

Excellent one! I have to add The Diamondbacks' Surf Guitar Instrumentals to the list of goodies found...

Jim, I remember those. My "outfit of shame" was a pair of saddle shoe style stacks worn with burgandy elephant bell cords and a wild print polyester shirt. With ridiculously wide collar, of course. And I had the nerve to make fun of polyseter leisure suits? Combine the elephant bells with hours of watching "Kung Fu", and I was informed that every kick allowed full display of my underwear...

Remember that Chris Rock bit from SNL about the pump?

That's what I would have thought, but I haven't seen the stuff (of any variety) in years.

Allah certainly works in mysterious ways...

Holy shit...I no longer feel guilty about my blathering...

Yeah, that band had a string of "contenders"....

Burning Down the House-Talking Heads Back on the Chain Gang-The Pretenders Shout-Tears for Fears But then it seems that most of my "favorite eighties songs" are actually from the late '70s... Gimme the Vapors!

Any early seventies romantic soul will do for us; it's about the only music we totally agree on. Maybe it's because our minds are elsewhere...

This gets my vote for worst thread of all time! Reminding me of "Rubber Ball" and Bobby Goldsboro in the same reading is simply inexcusable, people!

Hmmph. Now that it's really your birthday, happy birthday, fellow Mark! Damn Europeans...

I think it is a classic. Amazing. I assume that the list makers meant "other than the obvious Seasons in the Sun, by the way...

...and why couldn't they ever graduate?

None. Even if they're not stolen.