Jazzmoose

Wolf Blitzer Jamie Foxx Robert "The Ferret" Graf

The first horror film I saw was the scariest. Some cheap flick called "The Crawling Hand". I'm sure it was pure crap, but at nine, it was horrifying! The only other thing I saw that scared me like that was the Night Gallery episode about the earwigs. Not the kind of thing you want to see as a kid on a hot summer night in Georgia, particularly when you look up at the ceiling and see a bunch of earwigs hanging over your head, just waiting... I slept with cotton balls in my ears for a week.

Jackie Mason Deborah Kerr Sylvia Plath

Early truth in advertising laws...

Same temp here, at least now at 10 PM after it has cooled down. It's dreadful, but knowing what high humidity is like, and not having it here, it's hard to whine that much.

Yeah, that was my approach to acid at one time...

Of course Tatum hit Stingley with the intent of hurting him. On defense, you want to put as much pain into the offense is you can, to give them something to think about next time. Maybe football is different now; I don't play it (of course) and rarely watch it. But that is the way the game was played back then. However, "hurt" means "cause pain", not "paralyze". If that's too callous and "evil" an approach, maybe you should avoid the sport.

Great. I can't win!

Yes, we need a supplement for this, because it would be too damned inconvenient to turn off the computer and TV and go outside to get it for free...

Felix Frankfurter Colonel Mustard Bun E. Carlos

Yeah, it was a completely different game back then. They hadn't quite figured out that hindering the defense and giving the offense free rein was the way to higher revenue.

Leigh Brackett Gene Colon Dash Boardman

The Brain Aqualung Bret Hart

No shit. I've never heard of such a thing! But seriously, this is absurd. It sounds like he's serving time, not for lying, or for taking advantage of the woman, but for claiming he was Jewish when he's Arab. Sounds like that's what got the court's blood boiling, and that's just plain bullshit.

Oscar Meyer Emmy Rossum Kitten "Golden Globes" Navidad

Damn, I'm stumped. Who the hell are they?

Joel Coen Edith Head Dan Akroyd

Cocteau Twins. I don't know where I was at the time to miss this; I guess once you 'age out of the loop', you could miss anything.

Certainly sounds better than "you, your kids and your johnson..."

Fine Young Cannibals The Beat General Public

Claude Raines Gale Storm Reuben Carter

I assumed it was created by the David Foster Wallace fan club.

Jimmy Dean Dizzy Dean Dean Wormer

All I get is David Foster Wallace, which apparently means I write just like everyone else on the planet...

Most people don't try to watch a river from beginning to end, either.