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Whenever it's not good enough for somebody to be The Unique Who They Are & somebody else has the need to play the They Are/Are Not ABCXYZ Game, keep in mind that that's a game that somebody else needs to play, not The Unique Who They Are. The Unique Who They Are has already played the game they needed to play, and by becoming The Unique Who They Are, they have won it, and won it splendidly. All the other little wigglies who have not a clue about this don't even know what the real game is.

I hope that wasn't the Inner Colby Lewis that people spent the top of the 5th inning looking for in the right field bleachers... This man is having troubles, this Colby Lewis man is.

Bella Butt Betty Butt Bathsheba Butt

Copper Silver Trigger

Sally Struthers Scatman Carouthers Little Babies & Old Maid Mothers

Quite apart from Marriott, is that Consider Yourself song not one of the most deeply irritating combinations of thought, word, and deed ever put in to place by one human upon another?

Shelley Carroll Pat Carroll Jim Carroll

Looks like Zig'll be in town. I would avail myself of the opportunity. http://www.zigaboo.com/

Satin Doll Satan In High Heels Saten http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Saten

Besides the discount @ Best Western?

Brett Tomko makes it back to the bigs, throws 1 2/3 really nice, near-flawless, actually, innings in relief, then gives up two singles & a homer, forcing Arthur Rhodes (the actual Oldest Old Man, not Darren Oliver as mistakenly claimed earlier) to come in to get the last out & the save. No reason on earth why this game should have ended at 8-7, but the Royals have a very pesky offense, and the Rangers have Bullpen/Closer By Committee, so hey. It is what it is. Tomorrow is Colby Lewis' turn in the rotation, and unless he found where Easter Bunny hid his Inner Colby Lewis, it should be a long night. Torontoians, be expectant!

Also a native Noo Yawker - Toshiko Akiyoshi.

I don't care enough about either of them to actually care about them, if you know what I mean, nor do I have any good reason to.

Jennifer Jones Jo Jones Cobb & Jones http://www.cobbjones.ca/

David Schwimmer Butterfly McQueen Jack Bailey

Interesting guy & songwriter, tragic story in many ways...my preference is for his earlier stuff, when the quirkiness had more lightness than darkness, but that's relative, If you've got a Netflix thing going on, check out a documentary called Who Is Harry Nilsson (And Why Is Everybody Talkin' About Him?) for the life story. As far as songs go, this has always been a favorite: For albums, the first one, Pandemonium Shadow Show, remains a favorite.

Yeah, duh, the cat's name is Tim Collins, and you should have a look at him. His hat's too big for his head, it seems, and the name and numbers on the back of his uniform are almost bigger than the uniform itself. But the guy's got this old-school high-kick full windup reminiscent of Juan Marichal, and yeah, the cat deals. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzbqRet5bvk Here's hoping him an excellent career, with at least some of it spent pitching for the Rangers (as in, BOY COULD WE USE HIM NOW!!!).

Oh, btw, Royals reliever is one of the more interesting people I've seen playing baseball in a long time, both in appearance & in performance. Look out for this guy!

First day of Bullpen/Closer by Committee goes ok. Ogando give 6 strong (actually, 3 tough and then 3 strong), Wash gives him the 7th, but he's not that strong yet, gives up a lead-off homer, so out he comes. In come Major League Debutee Cody Eppley, who throws two strong innings, then Oldest Old Man Darren Oliver closes it out for a 3-1 win that will look in the box scores to be a lot more boring than it was, since until proven otherwise, no lead is safely regarded, nor no opponent's score comfortably set as long as a Rangers' pitcher is on the mound. These guys can change direction faster a school of minnows when they see ol' Sam Bass.

ELO PLO Cee Lo

Put Fathead Newman on that list as well!

Shoulder inflammation forces Feliz to DL http://texas.rangers.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20110423&content_id=18161608&vkey=news_tex&c_id=tex Not really, but...

Bloodrock John Nitzinger Jack Nitzsche

Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was a thread called "Album Covers That Look Like Blue Note But Aren't" or some such & it seems to have been lost in the warehouse fire or some such... The Kontomanou was the inspiration for the thread, and some people apparently weren't familiar with: and some people were. Wonder where that thread went?

Two big heads on one body...that ain't right!