Van Basten II

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Willy Pep Henry Armstrong Salvador Sanchez Great featherweight fighters

I expected nudity in that thread i was very dissapointed.

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I saw Tyner two years ago, and the rumours were that he was on his last wheels and it probably was the last time we could see him, the c word was even mentionned. The show by itself didn't do anything to dispell that notion, bad acoustics and lack of tightness between members did not get thoings better. Can't say that he offered an everlasting impression on me that day, maybe i caught him on a bad day. But fact remains that building 3 to 4 shows featuring him is to me a mistake, the invitation series should be offered to people who are still creative artistically while having a strong musical foundation in their past. While still having a recognizable name that people will buy tickets. The best invitation series in the last 10 years was probably Dave Holland, his Big Band started here and he had a lot of interesting guests. Guys who could be hired for the job are Herbie Hancock, Dave Douglas, if you had to go for an older guy who still has great licks try Roy Haynes, Christian McBride could be an intriguing guy to let him go for 4 nights in a row. We could do great thing with Europeans but for whatever reason they sell a lot less tickets, a lot of people here seem to think less of them because they are not famous Americans

Thank whatever divine entity you beleive for them.

The thing that visitors don't notice but natives do is that most of these acts have been here so often that they have in a way wore out their welcome. Like i said earlier just compare it to the 2007 lineup and you'll see a huge drop. http://www.organissimo.org/forum/index.php...6&hl=binney Regarding popsters, actually i don't really mind their inclusion as long as they help in a way bring more quality players who are not famous enough to bring big ticket sales. I will accept gladly that Bob Dylan is part of the festival if in return i can see the Bollani, Abercrombie and Binneys of the world.

There's a chick i can dig .

Problem is they bring back always the same people (Mehldau, Haden, David Murray) or they bring way past their prime players (Brubeck, Tyner and co). By the way scheduling three shows with nonagerians Hank Jones, Brubeck isn't it tempting fate ? I generally am able to watch two to three shows per evening that are appealing to me, you can dig up the 2007 thread i created last year to give you an idea. But this year they are about 8 shows i'm tempted to see and very few are in the jazz dogma, that's how poor the offer is to me. The rare must are Portal unfortunately matched with Terranson, the duet Satoko Fujii and Natsuki Tamura, think Bill Barton will agree and Steve Bernstein, you could add up a couple of interesting singers Reeves, Lincoln and Wilson and if you're not tired of seeing him add up James Carter. Way too thin as a menu and that's a far cry from what they used to offer in the past. It maybe great for those who plan to watch 1 or two shows but for those who stay and depend of this fest to get their jazz fix, there's really few jazz in the city events worthwhile besides the big fest, ity's crap.

Best thread ever

I'll try the line would you lick my stick on a girl at work that i have my eye on... i'll tell how it goes tomorrow night.

I was thinking of Johnny Hallyday

If you plan to watch gigs in Montreal this summer, i suggest this instead http://www.organissimo.org/forum/index.php?showtopic=42684 Suoni per il Popolo kicks ass this year compared to the crap offered by the big one

there should be a mega boxset of Van Basten II Avatars! Here it is.

http://www.montrealjazzfest.com/Fijm2008/accueil_en.aspx The programmation is all there, it is a very shitty year, can't tell you how much i'm disgusted , this festivan is an insult to my intelligence. I won't go to details, i'm just so angry...

Sarkozy (It's for the rhyme ) Berlusconni Khomeini

Jose Sulaiman Don King Panawa Lewis The Darth Vaders of boxing My 2000th post, do i get something ?

Clementine: Chic-kennnn plain sucks Why don't the fuckin masses recognize the genius that is the Black-faced Spoonbill instead of wasting your time on crappy chickenshit edc does not get why people care about puh-fucking-thetic turkey who deserve to be squash by the goddamn car on the road final tip from yours truly check out Chaco Pipit , way better that the talentless whore that liberals propaganda sells you as the greatest thing on earth overhyped caille EDC people's bird expert

My boss if he refuses to allow my summer vacation The Italian futbol team if they meet againn the French team in the eliminatory phase during the Euro The Montreal Jazz Festival if they don't improve the quality of their gigs this year

Found a track listing and a picture of the box 1 Sidney Bechet - Wild cat blues 2 Johnny Hodges - The blues with a feeling 3 Johnny Hodges - Rent party blues 4 Sidney Bechet - Summertime 5 Sidney Bechet - Old man blues 6 Johnny Hodges - That's the blues old man 7 Sidney Bechet - Blues of Bechet 8 Steve Lacy - Johnny came lately 9 Frankie Trumbauer - Singin' the blues 10 Otto Hardwicke - Black and tan fantasy 11 Paul "Stump" Evans - Wild man blues 12 Johnny Hodges - The dicty glide 13 Benny Carter - Gee baby, ain't I good to you ? 14 Benny Carter - Swing it 15 Willie Smith - Swingin' uptown 16 Johnny Hodges - Accent on youth 17 Russell Procope - Blue rhythm fantasy 18 Earl Warren - Out of the window 19 Pete Brown - Ocean motion 20 Johnny Hodges - Dream blues 21 Willie Smith - Uptown blues 22 Benny Carter - Night hop 23 Johnny Hodges - Junior hop 24 Tab Smith - The jitters Volume 2 1 Johnny Hodges - Things ain't what they used to be 2 Louis Jordan - Ration blues 3 Eddie "Mr. Cleanhead" Vinson - Cherry red blues 4 Earl Bostic - You need coachin' 5 Johnny Hodges - Mood to be wooed 6 Charlie Parker - Now's the time 7 Charlie Parker - Lover man 8 Sonny Stitt - Bouncing with Bud 9 Johnny Hodges - Esquire Swank 10 Charlie Parker - Hot house 11 Willie Smith - Sophisticated lady 12 Sahib Shihab - The thin man 13 Charlie Parker - Parker's mood 14 Ernie Henry - Oh Henry 15 Buddy Collette - Collette 16 Lee Konitz - Subconscious-Lee 17 Woody Herman - Tenderly 18 Sonny Criss - Tornado 19 James Moody - I'm in the mood for love 20 Art Pepper - Art Pepper 21 Sonny Stitt - Imagination 22 Earl Bostic - Flamingo 23 Charlie Parker - K.C. blues 24 Art Pepper - Pooch McGouch Volume 3 1 John Coltrane - Bittersweet 2 Lou Donaldson - Lou's blues 3 Benny Carter - Sunday afternoon 4 Art Pepper - Susy the poodle 5 Paul Desmond - Stardust 6 Sonny Stitt - Pink satin 7 Gigi Gryce - Hymn of the orient 8 Lee Konitz - Lover man 9 Russell Procope - Happy go lucky local 10 Lou Donaldson - Quicksilver 11 Bud Shank - Jasmine 12 Dave Schildkraut - Solar 13 Lennie Niehaus - Day by day 14 Herb Geller - Joe Maini - Coronado 15 Frank Morgan - The champ 16 Herb Geller - Blues in the night 17 Julian "Cannonball" Adderley - Chasm Volume 4 1 Jackie McLean - Dr. Jackle 2 Johnny Hodges - Pretty little girl 3 Jackie McLean - Lights out 4 Hal McKusick - Lydian lullaby 5 Gene Quill - Phil Woods - Sax fifth avenue 6 Julian "Cannonball" Adderley - Hoppin' John 7 Zoot Sims - Woody'n you 8 Coleman Hawkins - The stampede 9 Bud Freeman - Crazeology 10 Barney Bigard - Hot feet 11 Prince Robinson - I've found a new baby 12 Coleman Hawkins -Hello Lola 13 Coleman Hawkins - Lost in a fog 14 Dick Wilson - Lotta sex appeal 15 Chu Berry - Christopher Columbus 16 Lester Young - Shoe shine boy 17 Herschel Evans - Blue and sentimental 18 Gene Sedric - Honeysuckle Rose 19 Chu Berry - Sittin' in Volume 5 1 Buddy Tate - Rock-A-Bye-Basie 2 Charlie Barnet - Cherokee 3 Bud Freeman - The Eel 4 Coleman Hawkins - Body and soul 5 Lester Young - Tickle Toe 6 Ben Webster - Cotton tail 7 Chu Berry - I don't stand a ghost of a chance with you 8 Charlie Barnet - Rockin' in rhythm 9 Georgie Auld - Breakfast Freud 10 Don Byas - Harvard blues 11 Illinois Jacquet - Flying home 12 Lester Young - Tea for two 13 Coleman Hawkins - The man I love 14 Arnett Cobb - Flying home N°2 15 Jack McVea - Illinois Jacquet - Blues 16 Ike Quebec - Blue Harlem 17 Coleman Hawkins - Flyin' Hawk 18 Flip Phillips - Slam slam blues 19 Don Byas - I got rhythm 20 Illinois Jacquet - I don't stand a ghost of a chance with you Volume 6 1 Lester Young - These foolish things 2 Dexter Gordon - I can't escape from you 3 Allen Eager - Allen's alley 4 Don Byas - Cherokee 5 Gene Sedric - These foolish things 6 James Moody - Moody speaks 7 Al Sears The Beautiful Indians - Hiawatha 8 Eddie "Lockjaw" Davis - Hollerin' and screamin' 9 Allen Eager - Fine and dandy 10 Charlie Ventura - Allen Eager - High on an open Mike 11 Lucky Thompson - Just one more chance 12 Illinois Jacquet - Diggin' the count 13 Dexter Gordon - Wardell Gray - The chase 14 Allen Eager - All night, all frantic 15 Charlie Rouse - The squirrel 16 Gene Ammons - E.A.A.K. blues 17 Dexter Gordon - Teddy Edwards - The duel 18 Wardell Gray - Coastin' with J.C. 19 Coleman Hawkins - Picasso 20 Brew Moore - Brew blew 21 James Moody - Tropicana 22 Charlie Ventura - Euphoria Volume 7 1 Gene Ammons - More moon 2 Stan Getz - Long Island sound 3 Don Lanphere - Go 4 James Moody - Out of nowhere 5 Wardell Gray - Easy living 6 Sonny Stitt - All God's chillun' got rhythm 7 Eddie "Lockjaw" Davis - Squattin' 8 Lester Young - Neenah 9 Sonny Rollins - I know 10 Gene Ammons - You're not the kind 11 Charlie Ventura - Big four blues (O.H. Blues) 12 Paul Quinichette - Cross fire 13 Bob Cooper - Coop's solo 14 Ben Webster - The Duke and the brute 15 Stan Getz - Parker 16 Sonny Rollins - Shadrack 17 Jimmy Giuffre - The princess of eveil 18 Wardell Gray - Farmer's market 19 Paul Quinichette - Sequel 20 Flip Phillips - Salute to Pres 21 Don Byas - Laura 22 Gene Ammons - Somewhere along the way 23 Illinois Jacquet - Port of Rico 24 Lester Young - These foolish things Volume 8 1 Zoot Sims - Al Cohn - Tangerine 2 Red Prysock - Soft 3 Ben Webster - The iron hat 4 Arnett Cobb - Operation 5 Jimmy Heath - Turnpike 6 Big Jay McNeely - Nervous, man, nervous 7 Zoot Sims - Zoot 8 Sonny Rollins - The stopper 9 Paul Gonsalves - Don't blame me 10 Phil Urso - Wizzard's gizzard 11 Frank Foster - Bumpkins 12 Sonny Rollins - Oleo 13 Bob Cooper - Excursions 14 Sonny Rollins - Silk 'N satin 15 Frank Foster - Frank Wess - Two Franks 16 Stan Getz - Pernod 17 Al Cohn - Lullaby of Birdland 18 Harold Land - Lands end 19 Bobby Jaspar - Nory's kick 20 Jack Montrose - Paradox 21 Bill Holman - Toot sweet Volume 9 1 Dexter Gordon - Autumn in New York 2 John Coltrane - S'posin' 3 Sonny Rollins - Paradox 4 Johnny Griffin - Riff raff 5 Al Cohn - Zoot Sims - Crimea river 6 Bill Perkins - Two degrees eats, three degrees west 7 Buddy Collette - Sleepy slept there 8 Lucky Thompson - Undecided 9 John Coltrane - Stablemates 10 Hank Moble y - Carol's interlude 11 Johnny Griffin - Mildew 12 Sonny Rollins - St. Thomas 13 Paul Gonsalves - Diminuendo and crescendo in blue 14 Al Cohn - Winter Volume 10 1 John Coltrane - Hank Mobley - Al Cohn - Zoot Sims - Tenor conclave 2 Stan Getz - Blues for mary Jane 3 Sonny Rollins - Decision 4 Jack Washington - Topsy 5 Serge Chaloff - Blue Serge 6 Harry Carney - Sono 7 Leo Parker - Wee dot 8 Charlie Ventura - Body and soul 9 Serge Chaloff - Chickasaw 10 Leo Parker - Who's mad 11 Sonny Stitt - This cant' be love 12 Gerry Mulligan - Bernie's tune 13 Bob Gordon - Meet Mister Gordon 14 Gerry Mulligan - Come out wherever you are 15 Virgil Gonsalves - Too marvelous for words 16 Harry Carney - Take the "A" train 17 Serge Chaloff - Body and soul 18 Pepper Adams - Tricotism

If you enjoy French pop, you should appreciate this, 5 cds full of music and if they are some familiar name Arthur H. Pauline Croze, Benabar etc. They have mostly avoided giving the more familiar pieces and especially for us North-Americans we have a lot of music inside that we can not find here and a lot of people i know nothing about. Of course, being a compilation it is sometimes uneven but rarely ininteresting. The only minus is that they are no liner notes to give us informations about the people behind the music. Here's the track listing 1 Anais - Je t'aime à en crever (live) 2 Polo & Sanseverino - Vous avez déjà tout 3 Weepers Circus avec Olivia Ruiz - Sans vous aimer 4 Olivier Libaux feat. Barbara Carlotti - Le petit succès 5 Mathieu Boogaerts & M - Bébé éléphant 6 Emily Loizeau - Je ne sais pas choisir 7 Diving With Andy feat. Coralie Clement - The Test Of Time 8 Aaron - Angel Dust 9 Valerie Leulliot - Mon homme blessé 10 Jean-Louis Murat - Caillou 11 Kaolin - Je reviens 12 Daphne - Abracadabra 13 Babet - Le marin 14 Alexandre Varlet - Montre toi 15 Constance Amiot - Clash dans le tempo 16 Pauline Croze - Mal assis 17 Oshen - La première fois 18 Dobacaracol - Etrange 19 Adanowsky en duo avec Arthur H - Compagnon du ciel 20 Donzella & Henri Salvador - L'éboueur de St Tropez Volume 2 1 Stuck In The Sound - ToyBoy 2 Les Wampas - Rimini 3 Nelson - I Say You Can't Stop 4 Didier Super - Y'en a marre des pauvres (version pour les vieux) 5 Jack The Ripper - I Used To Be A Charming Prince 6 Kim Novak - Swallow 7 Medi And The Medicine Show - Yeah Yeah 8 Aqme - Le rouge et le noir 9 Thee, Stranded Horse - Le sel 10 Zebraville - Only You 11 Daran - Gala gala etc… 12 Da Silva - L'averse 13 Franck Monnet - La routine 14 Gyraf - O mon ami 15 Pierre Bondu - Je rêve 16 Nosfell - Günel 17 Polo - Les guitares 18 Brigitte Fontaine - Dévaste-moi 19 Gerard Genty - Plaire 20 Jamait - Caresse moi 1 Benabar & Associés - Tout va bien 2 Debout Sur Le Zinc - La déclaration 3 Bombes 2 Bal - A l'ostal 4 Les Caméléons - Je suis un con 5 Marcel Et Son Orchestre - Fil à retordre 6 Les Hurlements De Léo - L'addition 7 Les Fils De Teuhpu - Bricoleur 8 Les Ogres De Barback - Angélique 9 Fabulous Trobadors - Y'a des garçons 10 La Replik - Con de droite 11 Les Fouteurs de Joie - Sophistiquée 12 Les Grosses Papilles avec Mon Côté Punk - Les mots 13 Loic Lantoine - Pierrot 14 Louis Ville - L'étincelle 15 Les Cowboys Fringants - La manifestation 16 Les Suprêmes Dindes - Femmes divines 17 Tom Poisson - C'est l'vent 18 Traumat & Triogolo - Le film 19 Washington Dead Cats - Je voudrais être comme toi 20 Uncommonmenfrommars - Come To Jamaïca Volume 4 1 Autour De Lucie - Je reviens 2 JP Nataf - Mon ami d'en haut 3 Mathieu Boogaerts - L'espace 4 Martin Rappeneau - Encore 5 Dominique A - Par l'ouest 6 Fugu - Blackwall 7 Yann Tiersen & Shannon Wright - Dragon Fly 8 Holden - C'est plus pareil 9 Dahlia - Contre courant 10 Mansfield TYA - Pour oublier je dors 11 Joseph D'Anvers - La valse des gens 12 Austine - Leitmotiv 13 Cocoon - On My Way 14 Francoiz Breut - Km 83 15 Hey Hey My My - Belle & Julian 16 Sebastien Schuller - Weeping Willow 17 Syd Matters - Connie 18 Superflu - 25 ans 19 Querencia - Les nuits 20 The Married Monk - Roma Amor Volume 5 1 Tahiti 80 - Heartbeat 2 Cocosuma - The Servant 3 Mellow - Instant Love 4 Dimitri From Paris feat. Helena Noguerra - Toi mon auto 5 Avia - Why Should I Cry 6 Bang Gang feat. Keren Ann - Forward And Reverse 7 Spleen - Bitches On The Ground 8 Ginger Ale feat. Mickey 3D - Un peu après minuit 9 Smooth feat. Yann Tiersen - The Endless Rise Of The Sun 10 Kid Loco - She's My Lover 11 Doo - Stay 2 12 Marc Collin présente Les Pétroleuses - Les lumières de la ville 13 Mars feat. Etienne Daho - Dragonfly 14 Wax Tailor - Our Dance 15 Sporto Kantes - Lee 16 Sinclair - Heureux quand-même 17 Bed - Newsprint 18 Grand Tourism feat. Terry Callier - Les courants d'air 19 Massilia Sound System - Lâcher prise 20 Buncello - Monolife

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