I could never understand, what's the big fucking deal about the toilet seat being left up, down, or removed? Before 'I' take a squirt, I notice where the toilet seat is. I place it in the necessary position, whatever that might be, before I do my business. Know what I mean?
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Wes, wes, wes. It's hard to explain. It's just the way it is. I used to think exactly as you do, BEFORE I got married. You're right, of course, but that doesn't matter.
Married guys, a little help?
I have a friend whose wife makes him sit to pee. Might as well just put the 'sticles in a jar on the mantle.
And no, the "friend" isn't me.