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catesta

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  1. I think che does exist on the AAJ board as someone named Andy D. No shit? Is he still an active member?
  2. It's still around. It wasn't deleted. Catesta just provided the search key, a couple posts above this. Strange, I can't find it anymore. I just assumed as he started the thing maybe he deleted on his way out. If it is indeed gone, how environmental of him to clean up his toxic waste dump. Well now it is gone, what the hell did you do? I'm not sure he would have had time to delete any threads, my guess is that Jim or Use deleted it. Fine by me, it was an ugly thread, no sense in re-visiting all the crap.
  3. I just hope any cool people that left because of one rotten apple come back. The door is already opening.
  4. I won't link it, but it's still there in politics (Atzmon).
  5. "One time a guy handed me a picture of himself and he said. "Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture of you is when you were younger. Here's a picture of me when I'm older. How'd you pull that off? Let me see that camera." "An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You would never seen an Escalator temporarily out of order sign, just Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience." "You know that Pepperidge Farm bread, that stuff is fancy. That stuff is wrapped twice. You open it, and then still ain't open. That's why I don't buy it, I don't need another step between me and toast." "I opened-up a yogurt, underneath the lid it said, "Please try again." because they were having a contest that I was unaware of. I thought maybe I opened the yogurt wrong. ...Or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me... "Come on Mitchell, don't give up!" An inspirational message from your friends at Yoplait, fruit on the bottom, hope on top." "My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, I said "No, but I want a regular banana later, so, Yeah."
  6. I'd still like to ignore Michael Fitzgerald, but other than him, color me cool. Just kiddin' Mike, I'm good now, very good.
  7. Playin' the roll of the martyr. It's been part of his game since day one.
  8. That is a major understatement. Thank you gentlemen.
  9. You know, when B3-er was in charge of this board, he used to airbrush out Use3D so it looked like he was in charge and the leader. Of course, it didn't fool anybody, everyone knew Jim Alfredson was in charge. Jim Alfredson used to airbrush green blazers and white shoes on every picture posted of board members. That dude was crazy.
  10. Perhaps we can delate these post, and pretend they never were written/ Che. That would be swell.
  11. Some great lines by Hedberg... "I was at this casino minding my own business and this guy came up to me and said your gonna have to move you're blocking a fire exit. As if there were a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you are flamable and have legs you are never blocking a fire exit." "Alcoholism, is a disease, but it's the only disease that you can get yelled at for having. Dammit Otto, your an alcoholic. Dammit Otto, you have Lupis. One of those two doesn't sound right." "When you go a resturant on the weekends and it's busy so they start a waiting list. They say Dufrane, party of two, table ready for Dufrane, party of two , and if no one answers they'll say the name again, Dufrane, party of two. Bu then if no one answers, they'll move on to the next name. Bush party of three. Yeah, but what happened to the Dufranes, No one seems to care, who can eat at a time like this? People are missing. You people are selfish. The Dufranes are in someone's trunk right now ,with duct tape over their mouths and they're hungry.That's a double whammy! We need help! Bush search party of three. You can eat once you find the Dufranes." "I was walking by a drycleaner at 3a.m. and there was a sign that said Sorry, we're closed. You don't have to be sorry. It's 3a.m. and your a drycleaner. It would be ridiculous for me to expect you to be open. I'm not gonna come by at 10 and say, hey I was here at 3a.m and you guys were closed. Someone owes me an apology." "I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad a turkeys. There's turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastromi,.Some one needs to tell the turkey, man, just be yourself."
  12. Don't be so modest. You are also four guys, in green blazers and white shoes.
  13. When you have more time! It seems you could have easily answered a question about whether or not you are anti-simetic in the time it took you to write this post.
  14. Now you're talkin'. The white shoes set it off.
  15. Happy St. Patrick's Day!!!!! Sangrey's jacket sleaves look a little short, but that's probably how he likes them. It's kind of a Miami Vice thing.
  16. I'm not from the area, so I can't really help. Although, I've heard this place is pretty good. Christini's
  17. Yep. Freaked me out as well. I saw it at the drive-in.
  18. No sounds of the band to be found, but someone did email me some sound clips of Big Al at the bar. Big Al from the bar, waiting for the music to start.
  19. Not a bad idea. Maybe white shoes as well? B-)
  20. Glad it went well.
  21. Bummer. The guy was hilarious. I never heard of him until I started listening to the XM comedy channel. Hedberg quickly became my favorite. RIP
  22. So true.
  23. For sure, for sure.
  24. It could be the best 1000 posts ever spent.
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