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Not my concern if you don't appreciate the Marx Brothers, friar.  To each his own... just trying to lighten the thread a bit.

On second thought, I'll grab him and you tickle him with a feather.

When does he get stuffed in the box?

When he stops thrashing around.

Hey Hey Brothers.

The children of thr revolution are free B-)

Che.

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Not my concern if you don't appreciate the Marx Brothers, friar.  To each his own... just trying to lighten the thread a bit.

On second thought, I'll grab him and you tickle him with a feather.

When does he get stuffed in the box?

When he stops thrashing around.

Hey Hey Brothers.

The children of thr revolution are free B-)

Che.

No problem. You're not getting charged for this...

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Not my concern if you don't appreciate the Marx Brothers, friar.  To each his own... just trying to lighten the thread a bit.

On second thought, I'll grab him and you tickle him with a feather.

:D

Biology teacher: Now, let us go on with our lecture.

Wagstaff: I wish you'd go on without your lecture.

Biology teacher (asking Wagstaff about his view in the microscope): What do you think of that slide?

Wagstaff: Well, I think he was safe at second, but it was very close.

Biology teacher: Now, let us examine the circulatory system. Here is the liver.

Wagstaff: What! No bacon! I'd send that back if I were you.

Biology teacher: The liver, if neglected, invariably leads to cirrhosis. Of course, you are all familiar with the symptoms of cirrhosis.

Baravelli: Sure. So roses are red. So violets are blue. So sugar is sweet. So so are you.

Wagstaff: I can't see him, and I bet I know who it is.

Biology teacher: For the protection of the heart, or cardium, Mother Nature has provided a sac, called the pericardium. Any questions?

Baravelli: Yes. When you gonna cut the watermelon open?

Wagstaff (challenging the professor): ...Is this stuff on the level or are you just making it up as you go along. My feet are getting tired from this walk.

Biology teacher: Why, everything I told you can be found in the simplest text book on anatomy. I'm sure my students will bear me out.

Baravelli:  We bear you out!

(The teacher is borne out of the classroom into the corridor, literally, by the two new students.)

Always preferred George Formby, look him up on google!

Che.

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Not my concern if you don't appreciate the Marx Brothers, friar.  To each his own... just trying to lighten the thread a bit.

On second thought, I'll grab him and you tickle him with a feather.

When does he get stuffed in the box?

When he stops thrashing around.

Hey Hey Brothers.

The children of thr revolution are free B-)

Che.

No problem. You're not getting charged for this...

Wake up brother.

Che.

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Not my concern if you don't appreciate the Marx Brothers, friar.  To each his own... just trying to lighten the thread a bit.

On second thought, I'll grab him and you tickle him with a feather.

When does he get stuffed in the box?

When he stops thrashing around.

Hey Hey Brothers.

The children of thr revolution are free B-)

Che.

No problem. You're not getting charged for this...

Wake up brother.

Che.

OK, enough of this - into the box with you...

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Not my concern if you don't appreciate the Marx Brothers, friar.  To each his own... just trying to lighten the thread a bit.

On second thought, I'll grab him and you tickle him with a feather.

When does he get stuffed in the box?

When he stops thrashing around.

Hey Hey Brothers.

The children of thr revolution are free B-)

Che.

No problem. You're not getting charged for this...

Wake up brother.

Che.

You're actually Weizen, aren't you? :o:g

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Not my concern if you don't appreciate the Marx Brothers, friar.  To each his own... just trying to lighten the thread a bit.

On second thought, I'll grab him and you tickle him with a feather.

When does he get stuffed in the box?

When he stops thrashing around.

Hey Hey Brothers.

The children of thr revolution are free B-)

Che.

No problem. You're not getting charged for this...

Wake up brother.

Che.

OK, enough of this - into the box with you...

:)

Che.

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Not my concern if you don't appreciate the Marx Brothers, friar.  To each his own... just trying to lighten the thread a bit.

On second thought, I'll grab him and you tickle him with a feather.

:D

Biology teacher: Now, let us go on with our lecture.

Wagstaff: I wish you'd go on without your lecture.

Biology teacher (asking Wagstaff about his view in the microscope): What do you think of that slide?

Wagstaff: Well, I think he was safe at second, but it was very close.

Biology teacher: Now, let us examine the circulatory system. Here is the liver.

Wagstaff: What! No bacon! I'd send that back if I were you.

Biology teacher: The liver, if neglected, invariably leads to cirrhosis. Of course, you are all familiar with the symptoms of cirrhosis.

Baravelli: Sure. So roses are red. So violets are blue. So sugar is sweet. So so are you.

Wagstaff: I can't see him, and I bet I know who it is.

Biology teacher: For the protection of the heart, or cardium, Mother Nature has provided a sac, called the pericardium. Any questions?

Baravelli: Yes. When you gonna cut the watermelon open?

Wagstaff (challenging the professor): ...Is this stuff on the level or are you just making it up as you go along. My feet are getting tired from this walk.

Biology teacher: Why, everything I told you can be found in the simplest text book on anatomy. I'm sure my students will bear me out.

Baravelli:  We bear you out!

(The teacher is borne out of the classroom into the corridor, literally, by the two new students.)

Always preferred George Formby, look him up on google!

Che.

I'm a George Leroy Tirebiter man myself, but to each his own...

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Updated statistics as of February 1, 2005 3:27 PM GMT+1 - Central Europe hour

Posts:

Jazzcorner 293.024; Organissimo 280.752; AAJ 88.108

As of March 15 (at this moment):

Posts:

Jazzcorner 310.175; Organissimo 308.588; AAJ 97.012

You guys are posting like mad! :o

(even with Jim Sangrey on vacation) :g

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Updated statistics as of February 1, 2005 3:27 PM GMT+1 - Central Europe hour

Posts:

Jazzcorner 293.024; Organissimo 280.752; AAJ 88.108

As of March 15 (at this moment):

Posts:

Jazzcorner 310.175; Organissimo 308.588; AAJ 97.012

You guys are posting like mad! :o

(even with Jim Sangrey on vacation) :g

Some people just seem keen to post :P

Che.

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But we should also be honest. We've posted quite a lot of meaningless stuff here. Single posts with smileys, nothing, one-liners to boot, ...

But it's fun.

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