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If I were Ben, I wouldn't ever let her make another movie or TV show again...

btw, I didn't mean for that to sound sexist or anything... just that Jen has a habit of falling in love with her co-stars and leaving her current significant others for them... :P

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Am I the only guy on the planet who finds Jessica not that attractive? :bad: I find her even less appealing after the "Daisy Duke" workout -- she's too damn skinny!

Catherine Bach: now that's what I'm talking 'bout! :wub:

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Jessica is not really my "type" either. I like smarter women. And women less "well-endowed". . . .

Actually I most like women who resemble my wife! In my opinion, I'm a lucky man!

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Rosco, no, I would have married Sade if I could before I married my wife!

But actually I've been in love with my wife since I was 18, though we didn't get together til we were both 35. She dances as sexily as Sade, and has that high forehead. . . she looks a bit more like Liz Hurley than Sade though. And she's been my best friend for 15 years. I'm a happily married man.

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Am I the only guy on the planet who finds Jessica not that attractive? :bad: I find her even less appealing after the "Daisy Duke" workout -- she's too damn skinny!

Catherine Bach:  now that's what I'm talking 'bout!  :wub:

No!

Damn straight!

And ooohhhhh YEAH!!!!

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Big Al

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Actually, FWIW, I feel sorry for Jessica (and Ashlee). I mean, her father is her agent, and a more despicable lowlife scum I cannot fathom. Here's a guy who should be treating his daughters as if they were treasures, and yet he is making them do things for which most normal dads would yell at their daughters! Questions for you guys with daughters: can you imagine yourself telling your daughter, "Hey, I got this great role lined up for you. I know memorizing lines (hell, reading, for that matter) is a stretch, but listen, it won't matter: all the ticket-buyers (mostly men) are gonna want to see is cleavage and legs. So, give it all you've got, girl!" Or how about, "Got a magazine interview lined up for you! On the cover, you'll appear in a skimpy bikini top, unzipped jeans revealing a bikini bottom resembling the American flag, with your tongue hanging salaciously out of your mouth? That cover will FLY off the stands!" That's not even to mention marrying off his oldest daughter to a teen-fluff has-been and the documenting their every move to make money off of it!

In the old days, this was called "prostitution," and Joe Simpson would be called what he is: a pimp. I thought this country was past the point of arranged marriages and controlling our daughters' destinies. Guess I was wrong.

As a father, it makes me want to throw up. :rmad::rmad::rmad::rmad:

Soul Stream Newbie

Soul Stream

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Actually, FWIW, I feel sorry for Jessica (and Ashlee). I mean, her father is her agent, and a more despicable lowlife scum I cannot fathom. Here's a guy who should be treating his daughters as if they were treasures, and yet he is making them do things for which most normal dads would yell at their daughters! Questions for you guys with daughters: can you imagine yourself telling your daughter, "Hey, I got this great role lined up for you. I know memorizing lines (hell, reading, for that matter) is a stretch, but listen, it won't matter: all the ticket-buyers (mostly men) are gonna want to see is cleavage and legs. So, give it all you've got, girl!" Or how about, "Got a magazine interview lined up for you! On the cover, you'll appear in a skimpy bikini top, unzipped jeans revealing a bikini bottom resembling the American flag, with your tongue hanging salaciously out of your mouth? That cover will FLY off the stands!" That's not even to mention marrying off his oldest daughter to a teen-fluff has-been and the documenting their every move to make money off of it!

In the old days, this was called "prostitution," and Joe Simpson would be called what he is: a pimp. I thought this country was past the point of arranged marriages and controlling our daughters' destinies. Guess I was wrong.

As a father, it makes me want to throw up. :rmad:  :rmad:  :rmad:  :rmad:

My favorite part is that Joe Simpson is/was a big time southern preacher.

Guy Berger Collaborator

Guy Berger

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Jessica is not really my "type" either.  I like smarter women.  And women less "well-endowed". . . .

They're not real. And neither is the brain.

YIKES... if she needed to get a fake brain and this is what she ended up with, things must have been pretty dire to begin with!

Dig the body though

Guy

BruceW Newbie

BruceW

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Yeah they look fake to me also, BUT SO WHAT!

The skin on the outside and the immediate protoplasm beneath the skin is REAL and you guys would die just for a chance to touch them. Who Ya Kiddin'

:g

Catherine Bach was great back then,

Jessica is now...... and Nick is one lucky dude..... :lol:

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