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How much time is too much? If you've got nothing better to do then so be it. :tup

The internet beats the hell out of watching the television. Sometimes I combine the internet, some jazz and the televison. Usually, the TV is my last choice for entertainment.

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She used to wonder what the hell I was doing here so much, but after we had brunch with the Nessas, Rooster and Eric this spring she realizes that there are some pretty interesting people here.

Oh yeah, and Wiezy last year in D.C. Quite a nice fellow, contrary to what many of you may think. :g

Of course, Mrs. FFA is in Santa Fe all summer playing for the opera, so she doesn't know what the hell I'm doing here at home.

Toilet seats left up, hot dogs for breakfast and 24-hour porn!

That was fun for about a day. <_<

Did I mention she takes the dog with her? Pretty quiet around here.

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Of course, Mrs. FFA is in Santa Fe all summer playing for the opera, so she doesn't know what the hell I'm doing here at home. Toilet seats left up, hot dogs for breakfast and 24-hour porn! quiet around here.

I could never understand, what's the big fucking deal about the toilet seat being left up, down, or removed? Before 'I' take a squirt, I notice where the toilet seat is. I place it in the necessary position, whatever that might be, before I do my business. Know what I mean? :mellow:

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Of course, Mrs. FFA is in Santa Fe all summer playing for the opera, so she doesn't know what the hell I'm doing here at home. Toilet seats left up, hot dogs for breakfast and 24-hour porn! quiet around here.

I could never understand, what's the big fucking deal about the toilet seat being left up, down, or removed? Before 'I' take a squirt, I notice where the toilet seat is. I place it in the necessary position, whatever that might be, before I do my business. Know what I mean? :mellow:

Wes, wes, wes. It's hard to explain. It's just the way it is. I used to think exactly as you do, BEFORE I got married. You're right, of course, but that doesn't matter.

Married guys, a little help?

I have a friend whose wife makes him sit to pee. Might as well just put the 'sticles in a jar on the mantle.

And no, the "friend" isn't me. :huh:

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I mean, I can't figure it out. Whether I need to stand up or sit down to do my thing... I check the location of the toilet seat first. I place it where it needs to be. There are no surprises.

I don't know. Maybe this is one of the MANY reasons that I still live alone? :lol:

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wes do have have problems with the aim after drinking those cheap beers you like so much?

After too many beers I can't be sure. Errr... I don't believe so. No.

On the other hand, what are all those white spots on my black tile near the toilet?

Oh, fuck. Fuck me. :o

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