How Many Kenny G-Unit Cd(s) Do You Own??

[Kalo]

My stepmother owns his X-mas album, which I have been told is considered by the music industry to be the best-selling jazz album ever.

For my part, I don't own a single note.

But I wouldn't mind owning his scalp!

(Anyone know someone in the market for a curly mullet?)

[Free For All]

(Anyone know someone in the market for a curly mullet?)

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Give Michael Bolton a call.

[Kalo]

Give Michael Bolton a call.

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He HAS been looking a little thin lately.

[Uncle Skid]

Yeah, he sucks. HIs music blows. It's not jazz. It's boring. etc.

but so are most smooth jazz artists, why don't ya pick on them 4 a change!      :bwallace2: 

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You mean like Spyro Gyra?

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I'll fess up to owning one G-Man CD: Silhouette, from 1988. I bought it used, probably in '88 or '89.

The sad thing is that this isn't the worst music I've ever purchased -- somewhere, buried deep in the bowels of my basement, is a vinyl copy of Michael Bolton's debut album. Seriously.

[Jazz Kat]

Yeah, he sucks. HIs music blows. It's not jazz. It's boring. etc.

but so are most smooth jazz artists, why don't ya pick on them 4 a change!      :bwallace2: 

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You mean like Spyro Gyra?

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Um, not smooth jazz slick!

[Jim Alfredson]

Yeah, he sucks. HIs music blows. It's not jazz. It's boring. etc.

but so are most smooth jazz artists, why don't ya pick on them 4 a change!      :bwallace2: 

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You mean like Spyro Gyra?

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I'll fess up to owning one G-Man CD: Silhouette, from 1988. I bought it used, probably in '88 or '89.

The sad thing is that this isn't the worst music I've ever purchased -- somewhere, buried deep in the bowels of my basement, is a vinyl copy of Michael Bolton's debut album. Seriously.

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Why are you admitting this? Guilty conscience?

I can just picture it now... ala Poe's Tell-Tale Heart, everytime Uncle Skid logs onto the forums, he can faintly hear a wretched, high-pitched crooning wafting up from his basement!

[Uncle Skid]

No guilty conscience, simply a case of one-upmanship to all the Kenny-G lovers on this board who think they have bad taste in music. Just don't get me started on Aldo Nova or Loverboy again, man!

[Kalo]

No guilty conscience, simply a case of one-upmanship to all the Kenny-G lovers on this board who think they have bad taste in music.  Just don't get me started on Aldo Nova or Loverboy again, man!   

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I'll admit that I bought a Plastic Bertrand album in the late 1970s.

Belgian Punk!

I'll also admit that it was the first album I ever sold.

Edited September 1, 2005 by Kalo

[Guest]

Zero and proud

[Brad]

Don't know how you could have less than zero?

[Alexander]

Don't know how you could have less than zero? 

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That's what Elvis Costello says, anyway...

[Ron S]

Don't know how you could have less than zero? 

It's an emotional thing. See this post.