Kalo Posted September 1, 2005 Report Share Posted September 1, 2005 My stepmother owns his X-mas album, which I have been told is considered by the music industry to be the best-selling jazz album ever. For my part, I don't own a single note. But I wouldn't mind owning his scalp! (Anyone know someone in the market for a curly mullet?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Free For All Posted September 1, 2005 Report Share Posted September 1, 2005 (Anyone know someone in the market for a curly mullet?) ← Give Michael Bolton a call. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalo Posted September 1, 2005 Report Share Posted September 1, 2005 Give Michael Bolton a call. ← He HAS been looking a little thin lately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Skid Posted September 1, 2005 Report Share Posted September 1, 2005 Yeah, he sucks. HIs music blows. It's not jazz. It's boring. etc. but so are most smooth jazz artists, why don't ya pick on them 4 a change! :bwallace2: ← You mean like Spyro Gyra? ← I'll fess up to owning one G-Man CD: Silhouette, from 1988. I bought it used, probably in '88 or '89. The sad thing is that this isn't the worst music I've ever purchased -- somewhere, buried deep in the bowels of my basement, is a vinyl copy of Michael Bolton's debut album. Seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazz Kat Posted September 1, 2005 Report Share Posted September 1, 2005 Yeah, he sucks. HIs music blows. It's not jazz. It's boring. etc. but so are most smooth jazz artists, why don't ya pick on them 4 a change! :bwallace2: ← You mean like Spyro Gyra? ← Um, not smooth jazz slick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Alfredson Posted September 1, 2005 Report Share Posted September 1, 2005 Yeah, he sucks. HIs music blows. It's not jazz. It's boring. etc. but so are most smooth jazz artists, why don't ya pick on them 4 a change! :bwallace2: ← You mean like Spyro Gyra? ← I'll fess up to owning one G-Man CD: Silhouette, from 1988. I bought it used, probably in '88 or '89. The sad thing is that this isn't the worst music I've ever purchased -- somewhere, buried deep in the bowels of my basement, is a vinyl copy of Michael Bolton's debut album. Seriously. ← Why are you admitting this? Guilty conscience? I can just picture it now... ala Poe's Tell-Tale Heart, everytime Uncle Skid logs onto the forums, he can faintly hear a wretched, high-pitched crooning wafting up from his basement! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Skid Posted September 1, 2005 Report Share Posted September 1, 2005 No guilty conscience, simply a case of one-upmanship to all the Kenny-G lovers on this board who think they have bad taste in music. Just don't get me started on Aldo Nova or Loverboy again, man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalo Posted September 1, 2005 Report Share Posted September 1, 2005 (edited) No guilty conscience, simply a case of one-upmanship to all the Kenny-G lovers on this board who think they have bad taste in music. Just don't get me started on Aldo Nova or Loverboy again, man! ← I'll admit that I bought a Plastic Bertrand album in the late 1970s. Belgian Punk! I'll also admit that it was the first album I ever sold. Edited September 1, 2005 by Kalo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 1, 2005 Report Share Posted September 1, 2005 Zero and proud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad Posted September 1, 2005 Report Share Posted September 1, 2005 Don't know how you could have less than zero? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexander Posted September 1, 2005 Report Share Posted September 1, 2005 Don't know how you could have less than zero? ← That's what Elvis Costello says, anyway... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron S Posted September 1, 2005 Report Share Posted September 1, 2005 Don't know how you could have less than zero? It's an emotional thing. See this post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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