Neal Pomea Posted August 6, 2008 Report Posted August 6, 2008 This'll infuriate the suicide bombers as much as naming the homeroom pet Muhammed! Thank you Paris! Quote
Van Basten II Posted August 6, 2008 Report Posted August 6, 2008 Wonder how many takes it took to be able to say all those lines. Quote
JSngry Posted August 6, 2008 Report Posted August 6, 2008 "I'll see you at the debates, bitches." If it wasn't Paris Hilton, I would be so in love right now... Quote
Quincy Posted August 6, 2008 Report Posted August 6, 2008 "I'll see you at the debates, bitches." If it wasn't Paris Hilton, I would be so in love right now... I confused...I...I...like something Paris did. Must resist warm feelings... Quote
robviti Posted August 6, 2008 Report Posted August 6, 2008 (edited) Wonder how many takes it took to be able to say all those lines. no matter how many times it took, it's something bush would never have been able to say. There's no question about it. Wall Street got drunk -- that's one of the reasons I asked you to turn off the TV cameras -- it got drunk and now it's got a hangover. The question is how long will it sober up and not try to do all these fancy financial instruments. --George W. Bush, speaking at a private fundraiser, Houston, Texas, July 18, 2008 Edited August 6, 2008 by jazzshrink Quote
papsrus Posted August 6, 2008 Report Posted August 6, 2008 (edited) Wonder how many takes it took to be able to say all those lines. no matter how many times it took, it's something bush would never have been able to say. ... The shocking truth ... Wouldn't it be ironic if Paris Hilton ran for office someday (in the very, very distant future)? ... Hey, if George can do it ... Edited August 6, 2008 by papsrus Quote
7/4 Posted August 6, 2008 Report Posted August 6, 2008 Wonder how many takes it took to be able to say all those lines. no matter how many times it took, it's something bush would never have been able to say. ... The shocking truth ... Wouldn't it be ironic if Paris Hilton ran for office someday (in the very, very distant future)? ... Hey, if George can do it ... ugh...Reagan was president! Quote
papsrus Posted August 6, 2008 Report Posted August 6, 2008 Wonder how many takes it took to be able to say all those lines. no matter how many times it took, it's something bush would never have been able to say. ... The shocking truth ... Wouldn't it be ironic if Paris Hilton ran for office someday (in the very, very distant future)? ... Hey, if George can do it ... ugh...Reagan was president! And both were re-elected! Quote
AllenLowe Posted August 6, 2008 Report Posted August 6, 2008 gives new meaning to "head of state." Quote
RDK Posted August 6, 2008 Report Posted August 6, 2008 Funny! And for me personally, for a minute and a half, I actually didn't want to kill her. Quote
Alexander Posted August 6, 2008 Report Posted August 6, 2008 (edited) Funny! And not a bad idea for an energy policy, either! Edited August 6, 2008 by Alexander Quote
7/4 Posted August 6, 2008 Report Posted August 6, 2008 Wonder how many takes it took to be able to say all those lines. August 6, 2008 Behind the scenes of Hilton's mock ad By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS Filed at 3:19 p.m. ET LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Paris Hilton didn't need cue cards for her presidential campaign ad. The 24-year-old heiress memorized her entire monologue, which included Hilton outlining her energy plan, in an online video spoof posted on Funny or Die, the comedy Web site's content director said. Co-founder Adam McKay came up with the concept for a mock ad starring Hilton, which has received over 3 million views since it was posted Tuesday. ''Adam thought it would be really funny to get Paris to respond to the John McCain ad that featured her,'' Funny or Die content director Amy Rhodes told The Associated Press on Wednesday. ''Adam contacted Paris directly, and she agreed to do it. He wrote the sketch. And she really, really loved it.'' In the online video, Hilton -- clad in a leopard-print swimsuit and heels while lounging poolside -- announces her candidacy for president and suggests an energy plan that combines elements of McCain's offshore oil drilling plan and Barack Obama's incentives for new energy technology. She also suggests a running mate: R&B singer Rihanna. ''I want America to know that I'm, like, totally ready to lead,'' she says in the video. Rhodes said the video was directed by Jake Szymanski and produced by Chris Henchy of Gary Sanchez Productions. She said the video took a few hours to shoot at the house where Hilton was staying at in the Hamptons. Rhodes also said Hilton was not compensated for appearing in the video ''because she decided she just wanted to do it for fun.'' Jason Moore, Hilton's manager, would not comment to the AP about Hilton's appearance in the video. Quote
Big Al Posted August 7, 2008 Report Posted August 7, 2008 She's got my vote! Now I can leave that quarter at home! Quote
Chuck Nessa Posted August 7, 2008 Report Posted August 7, 2008 She's got my vote! Now I can leave that quarter at home! You can always spend another quarter. Quote
Van Basten II Posted August 7, 2008 Report Posted August 7, 2008 If she gets elected, wonder who'll be the intern... new career for Bill Quote
Big Al Posted August 7, 2008 Report Posted August 7, 2008 If she gets elected, wonder who'll be the intern... new career for Bill I'm sure he'd be all over that. So to speak.... Quote
robviti Posted August 7, 2008 Report Posted August 7, 2008 Wonder how many takes it took to be able to say all those lines. no matter how many times it took, it's something bush would never have been able to say. ... The shocking truth ... Wouldn't it be ironic if Paris Hilton ran for office someday (in the very, very distant future)? ... Hey, if George can do it ... ugh...Reagan was president! And both were re-elected! yes, but only if she trades in her pet dog for a chimp Quote
Jazzmoose Posted August 7, 2008 Report Posted August 7, 2008 And for me personally, for a minute and a half, I actually didn't want to kill her. I think I'll skip it then; the side effects sound horrible! Quote
BruceH Posted August 7, 2008 Report Posted August 7, 2008 "I'll see you at the debates, bitches." If it wasn't Paris Hilton, I would be so in love right now... I confused...I...I...like something Paris did. Must resist warm feelings... I know, I know... The first time I've ever found her remotely amusing or entertaining. Here's hoping her term for McCain ("the wrinkly white-haired dude") catches on. Quote
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