alocispepraluger102 Posted December 4, 2008 Report Posted December 4, 2008 http://www.columbusdispatch.com/live/conte...na.html?sid=101 Quote
Jazzmoose Posted December 4, 2008 Report Posted December 4, 2008 Clearly a case of premature eradication... Quote
Joe G Posted December 4, 2008 Report Posted December 4, 2008 The guy was listening to too much classic rock. Shot through the heart, and you're to blame darlin' you give love a bad name Hit me with your best shot Fire away! I'm gonna take you down - down, down, down So don't you fool around I'm gonna pull it, pull it, pull the trigger Shoot to thrill, play to kill Too many women with too many pills Shoot to thrill, play to kill I got my gun at the ready, gonna fire at will Yeah! Actually, I've been hearing too much classic rock, thanks to a co-worker... Quote
papsrus Posted December 4, 2008 Report Posted December 4, 2008 I guess this puts to rest the old Woody Allen line: "I've never had a bad orgasm. Even the worst one was right on the money." Quote
danasgoodstuff Posted December 4, 2008 Report Posted December 4, 2008 Maybe it's not really better than no sex at all? Quote
AllenLowe Posted December 5, 2008 Report Posted December 5, 2008 ummmmm.......goats................... Quote
Jim Alfredson Posted December 5, 2008 Report Posted December 5, 2008 How about this guy? Police arrest Mich. man for car wash vacuum sex Sat Oct 18, 7:56 pm ET THOMAS TOWNSHIP, Mich. – Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a car wash. The Saginaw News reports the 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was arrested Thursday in Saginaw County's Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit. Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger says a resident called to report suspicious activity at the car wash about 6:45 a.m. An officer approached on foot and caught the man in the act. The suspect, whose name wasn't immediately released, is being held in the Saginaw County Jail. Quote
Jazzmoose Posted December 5, 2008 Report Posted December 5, 2008 ummmmm.......goats................... just kidding.... Quote
Jazzmoose Posted December 5, 2008 Report Posted December 5, 2008 "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" There's got to be a more sensible way to put that, unless of course they arrested the vacuum for prostitution... Quote
Son-of-a-Weizen Posted December 13, 2008 Report Posted December 13, 2008 Just had a little Craigslist rendezvous go bad a mile up the road from us. Swell. http://www.wjla.com/news/stories/1208/576379.html Quote
Van Basten II Posted December 13, 2008 Report Posted December 13, 2008 http://www.columbusdispatch.com/live/conte...na.html?sid=101 Did not know that Dick Cheney was still having sex Quote
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